"That's slander, man."
I told him to get to the hospital lickety-split.
Because what he made was stolen!
To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
The father breaks his neck and dies, leaving his son to mourn for days. However, one night, the boy wakes up to see an apparition of his father before him. All at once, he breaks down crying, and screams out, "I'm sorry!"
His father responds, "Hi Sorry, I'm dead!"
Let that sink in.
I only wanted one granny flat :(
He had too many hang-ups.
Doctor says I have carpool tunnel syndrome.
“Control fr...”
“Now you say, “Control freak who.””
Let me tell you it really escalated quickly.
Doctor: How do you feel now?
Man: With my elbows, mostly.
Kleenex.
When he died penniless, he was living in squall lore.
He had aTaipei personality
Germ mans
Because he sawdust.
Cat puns really freak meowt. I'm not kitten here...
