What do you call a mutation of the coronavirus that only infects cows?


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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Strubel-Sheep
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So apparently there's now a mutated virus specifically targeting people who have worthless, aggressive, mixed breed dogs.

The cur owner virus.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AarGee1
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Being colourblind is hard ._.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NemotheChibi
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A power plant blows up near a aquarium...

and I had to be the one to tell my boss about the mutated eels. After I gathered all my courage, I said to him

โ€œSir, the eels have fur all over them and are humanoid too!โ€

My boss looked so surprised, and was silent for a minute or two. Finally, he asked me

โ€œFur-eel man?โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Gr0gn4kTh3B4rb4r14n
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X-men movies should be shot as silent films in japan...

Cuz the movies all about mute-asians....(mutations)... geddit?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/evamPUNdit
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What is an efficient way to count all the X-men?


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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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Science Puns

One of the funniest school puns; science puns

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, theyโ€™d be alloys.

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

If youโ€™re not part of the solution, youโ€™re part of the precipitate.

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, โ€œNo, Iโ€™m traveling light.โ€

Did you just mutate for a stop codon? Because youโ€™re talking nonsense!

How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.

What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics? Woopea!

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? Heโ€™s 0K now.

I wish I was adenine, then, I could get paired with U.

Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says โ€œI think Iโ€™ll have an H2O.โ€ The second one says โ€œI think Iโ€™ll have an H2O tooโ€ โ€” and he died.

A couple of biologists had twins. They named one Jessica and the other Control.

Did you hear the one about the recycling triplets? Their names are Polly, Ethel, and Ian.

Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!

What element is a girlโ€™s future best friend? Carbon.

I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.

What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? I like your โ€œstyle.โ€

Iโ€™m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I canโ€™t put it down.

I have a new theory on inertia but it doesnโ€™t seem to be gaining momentum.

Why canโ€™t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they donโ€™t believe in higher powers.

Schrodingerโ€™s cat walks into a bar. And doesnโ€™t.

Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.

What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies โ€œFor you, no chargeโ€.

Two atoms are walking along. One of them says: โ€œOh, no, I think I lost an electron.โ€ โ€œAre you sure?โ€


... keep reading on reddit โžก

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