A list of puns related to "Evolution"
They're primate change deniers.
Those are Apple Bottom Genes.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
But the committee assured them it was just natural selection!
I couldnβt get into it.
Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.
It is comparing apples to origins.
Coworker: I donβt believe we came from monkeys
Me: then where do you think we came from?
Coworker: I donβt know I think we just came.
Me: yes, thatβs generally how it happens.
Something about the single-arity.
Dad said It's a game of two halves!
Dance Dance Evolution.
Q: What's Your Open Source OS Of Choice?
A: Darwin.
Q: Why?
A: It's the evolution of Unix.
...it's rock solid evidence of evolution.
I was at my ex-girlfriend's grandfather's funeral just kind of standing on the side of the room. her sister's husband walked over to me and introduced me to his father. I noticed that his tie had whales and dolphins on it and he said it was his favorite tie. I learned over to my ex and said "at least he wears that tie with a porpoise."
(needless to say, she didn't speak to me for a while)
He didn't understand Evolution at all, in fact he claimed to be from Darwin.
My 9th grader brother at dinner: We're learning about evolution in my Biology class. Today I learned that 50% of human DNA is the same as bananas' DNA.
Dad: Now you know why I'm always going bananas!
My 9th grader brother: -stands up, pushes in chair, leaves table-
My brothers, discussing the new Pokemon game: "I wish they would give Flygon a mega-evolution!"
Me: "Well guys, sometimes you just gotta let Flygons be Flygons"
they were making rubber on the show. He said "I really wonder how rubber trees have survived evolution! It's gotta be really hard to procreate!"
Commence face-palming.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
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