A list of puns related to "The Evolution"
He was missing an-r-key.
Those are Apple Bottom Genes.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
But the committee assured them it was just natural selection!
I couldn’t get into it.
It is comparing apples to origins.
Dad said It's a game of two halves!
Q: What's Your Open Source OS Of Choice?
A: Darwin.
Q: Why?
A: It's the evolution of Unix.
My 9th grader brother at dinner: We're learning about evolution in my Biology class. Today I learned that 50% of human DNA is the same as bananas' DNA.
Dad: Now you know why I'm always going bananas!
My 9th grader brother: -stands up, pushes in chair, leaves table-
My brothers, discussing the new Pokemon game: "I wish they would give Flygon a mega-evolution!"
Me: "Well guys, sometimes you just gotta let Flygons be Flygons"
they were making rubber on the show. He said "I really wonder how rubber trees have survived evolution! It's gotta be really hard to procreate!"
Commence face-palming.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
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