What is it called if there's some deletion in a chromosome?
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︎ Jan 19 2019
My cousin posted two jokes on this sub, but the mods deleted both of them.
He is my cousin, twice [removed]
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?
She wanted the Task Manager.
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︎ May 28 2020
I accidentally deleted my Dad's audiobook.
Now I will never hear the end of it
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Errors are red, screen is blue, i think i deleted, system 32.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Hey, this is my first reddit post but I need help. I think I accidentally deleted everything on my computer.
.....sorry for formatting.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?
Someone told him to βget along little doggieβ
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︎ Oct 18 2020
The leading cause of dry skin
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Iβm awaiting reply, but itβs possible I was deleted entirely.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Someone who likes playing racing games online is...
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︎ Nov 20 2020
It doesn't matter if you're beautiful or ugly because.....
At the end of the day it's evening
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Why does a baseball bat have no parents?
Because it's just a Bat, man!
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Rename share to spreddit, delete to shreddit and Karma to creddit
Hope we can make this happen! Also I don't know where else to post this
View Poll
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Credit - 8shitnet
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︎ Aug 05 2020
My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, βDad get out of the way!β
I said, βYouβre the ones blocking!β
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Since the US has a shortage of coins
Does that mean we have a lack of common cents?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
delet this
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︎ Feb 05 2019
βͺI delete all emails that start with βHi Thereβ...β¬
βͺI wonder who is There and why do I keep getting his emails!β¬
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︎ May 01 2020
What's the difference between Hammurabi and a baby eating hash browns?
Hammurabi was Mesopotamian, a baby eating hash browns is a mess o' potato eatin'.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Felt. Might delete later.
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︎ May 09 2019
Request for help remembering a joke
Hello,
I am requesting help with remembering a joke. Posts of this type did not seem to be against the subreddit's rules, but if I am in error, please let me know and delete my post.
Anyway, here is what I remember of the joke:
It is movie themed and it says something like this: "There should be a post-apocalyptic zombie movie with a romantic comedy element. Then we would have the world's first rom-com-zom-dom-bomb." The only thing is that I forget what the "dom" was supposed to mean and whether or not there is more to this joke, either in the set-up or the punchline. I googled it to no avail. Any help is appreciated.
Thank you
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Due to the Covid crisis, the Indian bakery in my neighborhood is going through some tough times.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
This is why they I deleted Club penguin.....
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︎ Dec 30 2019
Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s music!
Me: Yikes! What is The Cure?
Doctor: Oh my God. It is worse than I thought!
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︎ Jun 19 2018
This food I made, will they eat it?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
I had a problem with my anti-virus program, it kept saying I had 1 virus on my computer.
So I deleted the anti-virus and there weren't any problems any more!
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︎ Oct 09 2020
I think its time to delete Facebook.
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︎ Aug 13 2019
I was told I second guess myself too much..
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︎ Feb 20 2020
My wife says I second guess all of my decisions
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︎ Aug 06 2020
What is blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Edit : Thanks for the silver and gold
Edit 2 : Wow that blue up
Edit 3 : I never type "thanks for the ..." line, but since silver is also a colour, I did.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Many French guillotine victims had their heads
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︎ Dec 11 2019
My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but he wasnβt given the gold medal.
The Chinese authorities refuse to recognize Ty Won.
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︎ Apr 09 2020
Found in my library, might delete later
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︎ Jul 26 2019
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman
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︎ Dec 16 2019
I've deleted all the German contacts I know off my phone...
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︎ Sep 15 2019
Felt. Might delete later.
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︎ May 19 2019
Lemon-ade
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︎ Aug 31 2019
Sometimes I go around to random windows computers and delete the default browser
Just to take the edge off
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︎ Oct 29 2018
There is a deleted scene in Lord of the Rings when Bilbo and Frodo run into a long lost hipster cousin.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
What did the fish say when it hit its head on the concrete wall?
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?
She wanted the Task Manager.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
I accidentally deleted my Dad's audiobook
I will never hear the end of it
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Why did Karen press ctrl+alt+delete?
She wanted to talk to the task manager.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Why Did Karen Push Ctrl + Alt + Delete?
She wanted to see the task manager.
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all info about 80s music!
Man: Yikes! Whatβs The Cure?
Doctor: Whoa! Itβs worse than I thought.
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︎ Nov 03 2019
Doctor: It seems that your brain has deleted all information about '80s music.
Me: Yikes! What's the cure?
Doctor: Oh my god, it's worse than I thought!
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