What is it called if there's some deletion in a chromosome?

A chromo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinayjrao
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Just deleted all the German contacts off my phone.

...it’s now Hans free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sminky99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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My cousin posted two jokes on this sub, but the mods deleted both of them.

He is my cousin, twice [removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?

She wanted the Task Manager.

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Russia have just launched a new website that tracks down and deletes pirated movies

Nyetflix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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The new Windows update deleted Microsoft Edge

We could say it's a cutting edge techology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3sxNatuu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I accidentally deleted my Dad's audiobook.

Now I will never hear the end of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moiKeshav
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Errors are red, screen is blue, i think i deleted, system 32.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hallower87
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Hey, this is my first reddit post but I need help. I think I accidentally deleted everything on my computer.

.....sorry for formatting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WillKay10
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I’m awaiting reply, but it’s possible I was deleted entirely.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/o2lsports
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Rename share to spreddit, delete to shreddit and Karma to creddit

Hope we can make this happen! Also I don't know where else to post this

View Poll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadaraUchiha1423
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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The leading cause of dry skin

A towel.

Got em

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karenismycat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Credit - 8shitnet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ananay83
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?

Someone told him to β€œget along little doggie”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CptLeelooSattler
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, β€œDad get out of the way!”

I said, β€œYou’re the ones blocking!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colbosky
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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delet this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-litl-snek-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Someone who likes playing racing games online is...

an eraser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unfussed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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It doesn't matter if you're beautiful or ugly because.....

At the end of the day it's evening

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Why does a baseball bat have no parents?

Because it's just a Bat, man!

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What's the drug that changes your voice?

Voice crack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tommy-2005
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Felt. Might delete later.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_bang482
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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My German friend Hans got so drunk on American light beer we had to carry him to the truck to go home...

We had to hold Hans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s music!

Me: Yikes! What is The Cure?

Doctor: Oh my God. It is worse than I thought!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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β€ͺI delete all emails that start with β€œHi There”...‬

β€ͺI wonder who is There and why do I keep getting his emails!‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I'll see you all next year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nachbar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Since the US has a shortage of coins

Does that mean we have a lack of common cents?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jHugley328
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What is Atheism?

A Non-Prophet Organization.

Sorry if repost, delete if I didn't catch that it was from the sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nbenito97
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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This is why they I deleted Club penguin.....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Siges
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Due to the Covid crisis, the Indian bakery in my neighborhood is going through some tough times.

They fired all Naan essential staff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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I think its time to delete Facebook.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATMiceli
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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What's the difference between Hammurabi and a baby eating hash browns?

Hammurabi was Mesopotamian, a baby eating hash browns is a mess o' potato eatin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_sir_z
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I was told I second guess myself too much..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wedge001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What is blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue.

Edit : Thanks for the silver and gold

Edit 2 : Wow that blue up

Edit 3 : I never type "thanks for the ..." line, but since silver is also a colour, I did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MolecularPotato
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Many French guillotine victims had their heads

[Removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishslap
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Request for help remembering a joke

Hello,

I am requesting help with remembering a joke. Posts of this type did not seem to be against the subreddit's rules, but if I am in error, please let me know and delete my post.

Anyway, here is what I remember of the joke:

It is movie themed and it says something like this: "There should be a post-apocalyptic zombie movie with a romantic comedy element. Then we would have the world's first rom-com-zom-dom-bomb." The only thing is that I forget what the "dom" was supposed to mean and whether or not there is more to this joke, either in the set-up or the punchline. I googled it to no avail. Any help is appreciated.

Thank you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ontoforever
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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My wife says I second guess all of my decisions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zekesnack
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but he wasn’t given the gold medal.

The Chinese authorities refuse to recognize Ty Won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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I had a problem with my anti-virus program, it kept saying I had 1 virus on my computer.

So I deleted the anti-virus and there weren't any problems any more!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstroPenguin101
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Found in my library, might delete later
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlameExploision
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?

She wanted the Task Manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I accidentally deleted my Dad's audiobook

I will never hear the end of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moiKeshav
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Why did Karen press ctrl+alt+delete?

She wanted to talk to the task manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelletjeN
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Why Did Karen Push Ctrl + Alt + Delete?

She wanted to see the task manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TenderJello
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all info about 80s music!

Man: Yikes! What’s The Cure?

Doctor: Whoa! It’s worse than I thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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