A Seatbelt.
Doctors have described his condition as stable.
Would you pick your nose?
(insert wisequack here)
because they are really good at it.
Because then it would be a foot
Hardware, daddy!
From reality.
True story, I work in the health industry, get to ask these questions from time to time:
Me: Good morning (of course no matter what time of day it is)! I have 4 questions for you, let’s see if you studied for the test...
Patient: (most of the time, chuckle)
Me: Have you had a fever in the last 48 hours?
Patient: No
Me: Have you had a persistent cough recently?
Patient: No
Me: Have you been tested for COVID-19 recently?
Patient (sometimes): Yes
Me: Do you know the results of the test?
Patient (about 85% of the time): Negative
Me: You don’t know the results of the test? (Straight face behind mask)
Patient: It was negative
Me: (smile and chuckle showing through mask)
Patient: Ohhhh! I get it! (Laughs 95% of the time)
Me: Dad jokes have to happen... 🙂
/insert question #4 here, unrelated to said joke... heh
He shows it to his son, all proud, and says : "You see, son, when you put a donkey in this end of the machine, a sausage will automatically come out." The son, very confused, asks : "But dad, is there a way to do the opposite, insert a sausage and a donkey comes out?" The father proudly answers : "Yes son, your mom."
I said, “No, most of them smell that way.”
they can now grow baked potatoes
One is a shelf insert book nook for fiction fans that you took and the other is a self-insert fan fiction took book that got you shook.
I am a branch manager.
And the bartender replies with "Why the big paws?"
I'll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French
Catherine.
