What is the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!
My friend just bought breast implants made of Oak.
It seems like that would be uncomfortable, wooden tit?
On the news: “nearly 29,000 women have their breast implants removed every year”
Me, to my wife: “that’s stupid. I would think most women only need to have them removed once!”
Dad: Hey kids, did you hear about that crazy lady who got breast implants full of twigs and sticks?
Me: ...no, why? Is another one of your stupid jokes again?
Dad: No, no, no. I read it on my Yahoos and thought it was weird.
Me: Oh... yeah, that is weird I guess.
Dad: It would've been funny if that joke had a punchline, wooden tit?
Me: Dad, no.
Shouldn’t breast implants . . .
A dental implant is a device. Toothpaste can be blue.
So if you have a dental implant, and brush with blue toothpaste, what do you call it?
A Bluetooth device.
Courtesy of my seven-year-old son, who is getting the hang of this pun thing.
I was watching a documentary about a girl who got breast implants made of wood
I thought to myself, that'd hurt, wooden tit?
I was going to tell a joke about a woman who got a cedar breast implant. But that would be stupid
What happens when one of your butt implants deflates?
I’ve decided to switch jobs from gardener to breast enlargements surgeon.
It was easy, both are basically implants.
I've heard they can now make breast implants out of oak
Surely that'd be really painful, wooden tit?
So I got new hair implants yesterday
Didn't like them at first but they're starting to grow on me
A joke about breast implants made from trees would be funny
What material are a clown’s breast implants made out of?
What do you call a Mexican Mint worker who makes salsa on the side and has an implanted cardiac regulator?
A Pace Making Pace Makered Peso Maker.
Have you heard about the women that got oak breast implants?
This joke would have been better with a punch line, wooden tit.
My wife’s butt implants are completely lopsided.
I told the surgeon he did a bad ass job.
My grandmother wanted to get breast implants.
My grandfather said "Hell no, that's like putting a chandelier inside a haunted house."
I got a dental implant today
It's like having a robot tooth. I've named it R2DTooth.
I saw an advertisement for tasteful hair implants.
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
Whats the difference between an old bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus-station, the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a Dirty Bus Stop and a Lobster with breast implants?
One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station
Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boob implants?
One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean
What's the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.
What the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean.
Whats the diferance between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
So... A woman got the first ever wooden breast implants yesterday
it would of been funny if this joke had a punchline wooden tit
Imagine if there were oak breast implants...
That would be awful, wooden tit?
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.
What the difference is between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants.
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?
One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between an old transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop & a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station
The other is a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between a dirty transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with breast implants?
One’s a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
A women got a wooden breast implant yesterday.... it would be a funny joke if this had a punch line...
What’s the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and an old bus stop?
Ones a busty crustacean, the others a crusty bus-station.
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