Apparently he was sending a bunch of Spam Mail.
With a frown, she says "I don't want a lot for Christmas".
But it still remains stationery.
Because he was in Reichweite
Mailman: “I’ll keep you posted”
It'll still be stationery.
I burst into tears. 12 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Gary.
It'll always be stationery.
Teapot
Envolope
It’s was from my uncle Ben
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery.
I replied, 'of course it's thick. Envelopes and pieces of paper do not tend to have a very high IQ'.
to keep him posted
Stick with me and we'll go places.
Ends with an E and only has one letter in it?
>!Envelope!<
I guess you could say that there's...
white mail privilege
My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.
Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says “coolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.
Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??
- I’m still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!
Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I don’t really have that “creative” part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesn’t matter!
Stationary.
...it'll always be stationery.
it'll still be stationery.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
When chemists die, they barium.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore
I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered. He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the ends.
I still haven't worked out how to pick it up.
"Ain't those lumpy farts the shits?"
This is my favorite joke my dad told me. He passed away 11 years ago. When we were cleaning out his stuff, I found a blank book where he had written a bunch of dumb one-liners and favorite quotes. I photocopied them, cut them apart, and gave my sisters each an envelope full of dad's wisdom. I wish I could have seen their faces when they pulled this one out!
My sister gave me one of his old cowboy hats this week, so I've been wearing it a lot and thinking of him. Hope y'all got a chuckle out of this one.
the Post Office
Because it was looking for a good SEAL!
So when he sends them they'll be blackmail
It'll still be stationery.
It'll always be stationery.
It'll always be stationery
It'll always be stationery
It will still be statioery
...is it still stationary?
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
.. it always remains stationary
Stick with me and we'll go places.
Stick with me and we'll go places.
DAD: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
SON: Envelope.
It'll still be stationary
it always remains stationary.
It will always be stationary
