What Do You Call A Pirate's Parrying Dagger?
What do you call two daggers welded together?
A shiv-al union...
How did the dagger feel after exercising for the first time in a long while?
He was a little sword
I hade to remove my oldest dagger from my knife collection
It just didn't cut it anymore
What Do You call A Curvy Parrying Dagger Which Belongs To A Pirate?
I don't buy Bethesda games anymore...
Because every time I open the case they fallout.
Making lunch with my wife when...
Her: Grapes?
Me: Yes they are.
Her: dagger eyes I mean do you want some dickhead.
Did you hear about the chicken assassin guild?
Not much is known, it's all cluck and dagger.
My mother just about disowned me for this one.
She was telling me about this movie she watched called "Forget Paris"
I said "Forget what?"
"Forget Paris."
"Forget what?"
- A moment of sitting there trying to understand how her daughter could possibly be that deaf * and then * glaring daggers * and * made me leave the dinner table *
My dad would have been so proud.
