During the French Revolution thousands of people met their end with the blade of the guillotine, including King Louis XVI

He should have quit while he was a head

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11 2021
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What blade lives by the water?

A Beyblade

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GREENHOWLER18
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06 2021
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making a blade is really hard...

It's sword of complicated.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/your_dog_is_gay_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2020
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What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?

I guess we'll just have to make dew.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aserthreto
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05 2020
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Blade repost
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Drunkyjimmybob
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01 2019
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Switch blade
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spiiderman45
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29 2018
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It’s a β€œswitch” blade
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TwelveDex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2018
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My construction foreman asked me if I knew who made accurate crosscuts in a workpiece by pulling a mounted circular blade down onto a board in a quick motion...

I told him I miter saw who it was...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2019
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They invented a new type of blade

The technology behind it is cutting edge.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Torpedobob557
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01 2019
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What fatal mistake did the blade of grass make after being fertilized?

It shouted, β€œI want mower!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/waddupmanitsjohn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24 2019
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Do not use blade to open
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Killloneliness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25 2017
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My daughter decided to make a wiper blade
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NiacTD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11 2017
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Did you hear about the blade that smoked weed?

He is a buzzed saw.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14 2019
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A man walks into a bar with a blade sticking out his eye

The bartender says "you're looking sharp"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheJawsDog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25 2019
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Disposable Blades

Rachel 2.0 from Blade Runner 2049 was discarded the moment she became too dull

Disposable Blade

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ReasonBear
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25 2018
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What do you call a snowman on roller blades?

A snow mobile

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zugzub
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16 2017
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What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?

Well, I guess we’ll just have to make dew!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09 2020
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How does one grass blade greet another grass blade?

Water you dewing?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lan_chop
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2019
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