During the French Revolution thousands of people met their end with the blade of the guillotine, including King Louis XVI

He should have quit while he was a head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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What blade lives by the water?

A Beyblade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GREENHOWLER18
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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making a blade is really hard...

It's sword of complicated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/your_dog_is_gay_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?

I guess we'll just have to make dew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aserthreto
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Blade repost
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drunkyjimmybob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Switch blade
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spiiderman45
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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It’s a β€œswitch” blade
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwelveDex
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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My construction foreman asked me if I knew who made accurate crosscuts in a workpiece by pulling a mounted circular blade down onto a board in a quick motion...

I told him I miter saw who it was...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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They invented a new type of blade

The technology behind it is cutting edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torpedobob557
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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What fatal mistake did the blade of grass make after being fertilized?

It shouted, β€œI want mower!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waddupmanitsjohn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Do not use blade to open
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Killloneliness
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2017
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My daughter decided to make a wiper blade
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiacTD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2017
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Did you hear about the blade that smoked weed?

He is a buzzed saw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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A man walks into a bar with a blade sticking out his eye

The bartender says "you're looking sharp"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJawsDog
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Disposable Blades

Rachel 2.0 from Blade Runner 2049 was discarded the moment she became too dull

Disposable Blade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReasonBear
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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What do you call a snowman on roller blades?

A snow mobile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zugzub
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2017
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What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?

Well, I guess we’ll just have to make dew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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How does one grass blade greet another grass blade?

Water you dewing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lan_chop
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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