During the French Revolution thousands of people met their end with the blade of the guillotine, including King Louis XVI
He should have quit while he was a head
making a blade is really hard...
It's sword of complicated.
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
My construction foreman asked me if I knew who made accurate crosscuts in a workpiece by pulling a mounted circular blade down onto a board in a quick motion...
I told him I miter saw who it was...
They invented a new type of blade
The technology behind it is cutting edge.
What fatal mistake did the blade of grass make after being fertilized?
It shouted, “I want mower!”
Did you hear about the blade that smoked weed?
He is a buzzed saw.
A man walks into a bar with a blade sticking out his eye
The bartender says "you're looking sharp"
Disposable Blades
Rachel 2.0 from Blade Runner 2049 was discarded the moment she became too dull
Disposable Blade
I said to my wife this morning, "I was just reading in a scientific paper that blades of grass can actually feel pain. Amazing isn't it?"
She chortled, "Nice try, buddy! The lawnmower's in the garage!"
What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
A snow mobile
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
Well, I guess we’ll just have to make dew!
How does one grass blade greet another grass blade?
Water you dewing?
