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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/squerly201
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2021
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I don't know how to paddle in a canoe

Canoe?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Catalyst-Kid
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Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...

...an ether/oar situation...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28 2020
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My wife asked me which paddle I wanted to use in the boat...

I answered β€œeither/oar.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZENFatherBardock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04 2021
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Did you hear about the paddle sale at The Boat Store?

It was a big Oar deal.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jacq1987
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2021
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When rowing I never know which paddle to use.

I guess it's a case of either-oar.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shu-di
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Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10 2019
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Did you see that sale on paddles at the sporting goods store?

Apparently it's a big oar deal.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wmd1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24 2020
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Why do I hate shopping for paddles when they're 50% off?

It's just too much of an oar deal.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18 2020
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I ate too many rowing paddles

Now I feel oar-full

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24 2020
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When my son asked me which of two boat paddles he should use, I said:

"Either oar."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-taco-rice-
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The sporting goods store downtown was having a big sale on canoe paddles, but traffic and road construction made it real pain to get there...

...yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KW-DadJoker
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I went kayaking with a friend the other day. They asked me which paddle I wanted...

I said, either or.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Datolite7
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During a recent camping trip, my son rigged his drone to paddle his canoe for him. He called it the "DronePaddle3000".

I just call it a Rowbot.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-taco-rice-
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My local sports store had an overstock of boat paddles, so they decided to have a sale.

It was quite an ordeal.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-taco-rice-
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I had a job designing ping pong paddles...

It wasn’t very challenging. After all, it wasn’t RACKET science.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2020
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I was up the creek without a paddle, so had to make one out of salmon eggs...

After that, I roe-ed my boat to back to civilization, where I share my wonderful sense of humor!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2019
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I recently started taking my paddle boat out on the lake

I feel like canoe person

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/skillshy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2019
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My wife brought me two kayak paddles and asked, "Which one do you want?"

I said, "I'll take either/oar."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moses10960
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19 2018
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How does Winnie the Pooh's donkey friend paddle his boat?

Eeyores it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Commander
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19 2016
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Which paddle do you use when you sit in the front of a canoe?

Either oar.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SugaFreeART
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04 2018
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What do you call a machine designed to paddle a boat?

A row-bot

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1derin
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29 2018
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We have a metal paddle for our canoe...

I told the kids it's iron oar.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bcjgreen
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2018
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Found a bargain, BOGO for paddles

It was an oar deal.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RebelPilgrimHerpDerp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30 2017
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Have you seen the scary movie about the slutty paddle?

It was a whore-oar.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rockthepants
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25 2017
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What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zalos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25 2016
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Did you guys hear about the guy that sells oversized ping pong paddles?

Sounds like a big racket to me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WideSmilesAbound
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2016
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Dadjoked my wife who wanted to go paddle-boarding this weekend.

"Hey babe, I wanna paddle this weekend"

"Baby, come on over, I'll start paddling right now"

groan...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JeF4y
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2014
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Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle...

It was an ether/oar situation...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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Before surgery the anesthetist asked if I wanted to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mirratrix
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2020
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There was a big sale on canoe paddles at the store today.

It was quite an oar deal.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16 2020
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Before my surgery, the anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03 2019
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Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Supasaucey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26 2019
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Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zeroshadow50
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09 2019
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Before my operation, my doctor gave me the option to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JMJTO
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04 2019
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A fight broke out at the Sporting Goods store over the Paddle sale.

It was quite the oar deal.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mjleak72
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13 2019
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Before my surgery, my anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas, or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-wao
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15 2019
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Before my surgery, my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wormfood__
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09 2019
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Before my surgery the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

Said it was ether/oar.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15 2019
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Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offer to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mpmellor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10 2019
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Before my surgery, my anesthesiologist gave me the choice of being knocked out by gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11 2019
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My wife had 2 kayak paddles and asked me which one I wanted.

I said I’d take either/oar.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lumber__Zach
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23 2018
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Before my surgery, the doctor offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aeidon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12 2019
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There’s a paddle sale at the boat store.

It’s quite an oar deal.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/baldy74
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2018
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β€œHey, which one of these two kayak paddles would you like?”

β€œI would take either/oar.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24 2018
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Did you hear about the paddle sale?

It was quite the ordeal (oar deal).

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/encom81
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04 2018
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I can paddle a boat.

Canoe?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/twowhlr
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