Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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When my son asked me which of two boat paddles he should use, I said:

"Either oar."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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My local sports store had an overstock of boat paddles, so they decided to have a sale.

It was quite an ordeal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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I recently started taking my paddle boat out on the lake

I feel like canoe person

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skillshy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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How does Winnie the Pooh's donkey friend paddle his boat?

Eeyores it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Commander
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2016
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There’s a paddle sale at the boat store.

It’s quite an oar deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baldy74
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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What do you call a machine designed to paddle a boat?

A row-bot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1derin
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zalos
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2016
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Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle...

It was an ether/oar situation...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Before surgery the anesthetist asked if I wanted to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mirratrix
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Supasaucey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Before my surgery, the anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeroshadow50
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Before my operation, my doctor gave me the option to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JMJTO
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Before my surgery, my anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas, or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-wao
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Before my surgery the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

Said it was ether/oar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Before my surgery, my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wormfood__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offer to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mpmellor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Before my surgery, my anesthesiologist gave me the choice of being knocked out by gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tempsilon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Before my surgery, the doctor offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aeidon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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I can paddle a boat.

Canoe?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twowhlr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2017
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