Paddle boat Puns

A list of puns related to "Paddle boat"

My wife asked me which paddle I wanted to use in the boat...

I answered “either/oar.”

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👤︎ u/ZENFatherBardock
📅︎ Apr 04 2021
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Did you hear about the paddle sale at The Boat Store?

It was a big Oar deal.

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👤︎ u/Jacq1987
📅︎ Apr 17 2021
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Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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When my son asked me which of two boat paddles he should use, I said:

"Either oar."

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👤︎ u/-taco-rice-
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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My local sports store had an overstock of boat paddles, so they decided to have a sale.

It was quite an ordeal.

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👤︎ u/-taco-rice-
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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I recently started taking my paddle boat out on the lake

I feel like canoe person

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👤︎ u/skillshy
📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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How does Winnie the Pooh's donkey friend paddle his boat?

Eeyores it.

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👤︎ u/The_Commander
📅︎ Sep 19 2016
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What do you call a machine designed to paddle a boat?

A row-bot

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👤︎ u/1derin
📅︎ May 29 2018
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What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

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👤︎ u/zalos
📅︎ Jan 25 2016
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Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle...

It was an ether/oar situation...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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Before surgery the anesthetist asked if I wanted to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/Mirratrix
📅︎ May 10 2020
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Before my surgery, the anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/Supasaucey
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/zeroshadow50
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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Before my operation, my doctor gave me the option to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/JMJTO
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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Before my surgery, my anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas, or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/-wao
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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Before my surgery the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

Said it was ether/oar.

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👤︎ u/AlabamaMayan
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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Before my surgery, my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/wormfood__
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offer to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/mpmellor
📅︎ Jun 10 2019
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Before my surgery, the doctor offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/Aeidon
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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There’s a paddle sale at the boat store.

It’s quite an oar deal.

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👤︎ u/baldy74
📅︎ Jun 22 2018
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I can paddle a boat.

Canoe?

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👤︎ u/twowhlr
📅︎ Aug 14 2017
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