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Canoe Paddle Puns

A list of puns related to "Canoe Paddle"

Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...

...an ether/oar situation...

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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There was a big sale on canoe paddles at the store today.

It was quite an oar deal.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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The sporting goods store downtown was having a big sale on canoe paddles, but traffic and road construction made it real pain to get there...

...yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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During a recent camping trip, my son rigged his drone to paddle his canoe for him. He called it the "DronePaddle3000".

I just call it a Rowbot.

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👤︎ u/-taco-rice-
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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Which paddle do you use when you sit in the front of a canoe?

Either oar.

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👤︎ u/SugaFreeART
📅︎ Jun 04 2018
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We have a metal paddle for our canoe...

I told the kids it's iron oar.

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👤︎ u/bcjgreen
📅︎ May 30 2018
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What do you call a mechanical man paddling a canoe?

A Rowbot

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👤︎ u/SteveHRRT
📅︎ Sep 10 2017
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Passionate man paddling a canoe:

Some oak on the water; there's fire in this guy.

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👤︎ u/antmansclone
📅︎ Jul 01 2016
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I can row a boat.

Canoe? My dads favourite.

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👤︎ u/Rillist
📅︎ Mar 07 2015
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