My friend always gets angry and violent when he's in a dinghy race...

He has rowed rage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Are we going to talk about this oar what?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/olivercloseoff80
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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My wife took my toy boat away.

She told me to quit playing with my dinghy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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My girlfriend awoke and said she dreamed she was a small sailboat...

I replied, "well, you've always been a little dinghy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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When I was in college, I used to live in a houseboat and started seeing the girl next door.

Eventually we drifted apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Did you hear about that girl who thought she was a small sailboat?

She's just a little dinghy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Two woman are sitting on a roof because their town is being flooded

The second woman looks to the first woman and asks what they should do?

"God will save us" she says.

The two women sit there for a while and watch the water continue to rise. Eventually a rescue team in a rubber dinghy turn up.

"Jump on" says the rescuer. The second woman quickly jumps into the dinghy. The first woman looks annoyed and states bluntly that "God will save me". The rescuer shakes his head and drives off.

A few hours go by and the rain begins falling harder and harder. The entire house aside from the roof is submerged.

She hears the sound of a helicopter before she sees it. The helicopter hovers above and throws down a rope ladder.

"Climb up!" Shouts the rescuer.

The woman shakes her head refusing to move "No, god will save me".

The rescuer shakes his head and the helicopter flies off.

Time passes by and the water is now up to the top of the roof. She hears an aeroplane swoop in low overhead, dropping life jackets along the street for anyone left behind.

"No" she shakes her head "God will save me!"

The inevitable happens and after she drowns the storms into heaven upset. "God! Why didn't you save me?"

He looks to her and rolls his eyes. "Well I sent a boat, a helicopter and a life jacket what else do you want me to do?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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