The lumberjack responded, “And you will dialogue.”
easier to get a head
What an adze!
At the “Chopping Maul.”
Luckily, they had a power chord.
It wasn’t very cleaver.
I replaced the head once,and the handle twice, but it feels good to own a piece of American history.
To have better axe-ess to apples.
As told by my 8 year old.
After he said that he wanna be Mighty Thor and he wanna show me his new look. (We saw Endgame the day before)
I'd answer their important question
That's right.... I had an axe-ident
Hey guys, so a mate of mine at school got an axe to the knee whilst out at his farm over the holidays, and I'm looking for some axe related puns I could use! Any ideas?
Hope you can handle it.
It wasn't very cleaver.