Hand Axe Puns

A list of puns related to "Hand Axe"

Why can't Barbarians keep their hands off their axes?

All that cleavage.

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👤︎ u/Irorii
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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What do you call it when the axe in your hand falls on your feet.

An AXEIDENT

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👤︎ u/bigni44a
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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What did the murderer with an axe for their hand say to their victim?

Don’t worry I won’t lay a finger on you but my axe on the other hand will!

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👤︎ u/panzerjess
📅︎ Oct 11 2018
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Didn't punish George

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....

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👤︎ u/tfowler11
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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I met this girl in a bar and we were getting on great

At the end of the evening I said, 'Do you want to go to mine?' She said 'Yes' then looked confused when I handed her a pick axe.

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👤︎ u/EmVee66
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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