An Axe to Grind
A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.
Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't
want to pay for it."
But the son kept begging. Unable to bear his son's whining,
he picks up his axe one day and heads out of the house.
Thirty minutes later he returns with a great big Christmas tree. "How did you cut it down so fast?" his son asks.
"I didn't cut it down," the father replies.
"I got it at a tree lot."
"Then why did you bring an axe?"
"Because I didn't want to pay."
It was an axident
Never mind you’d chop at it.
Apparently it was a real hatchet job
A miner inconvenience
You will dialogue
The lumberjack looked up at the tree and paused saying "well, you may be a talking tree, but I'll see that you die a log!"
He was hauling adze!
The lumberjack responded, “And you will dialogue.”
It wasn’t very cleaver.
easier to get a head
At the “Chopping Maul.”
What an adze!
Luckily, they had a power chord.
An AXEIDENT
I replaced the head once,and the handle twice, but it feels good to own a piece of American history.
After he said that he wanna be Mighty Thor and he wanna show me his new look. (We saw Endgame the day before)
To have better axe-ess to apples.
As told by my 8 year old.
I'd answer their important question
That's right.... I had an axe-ident
Don’t worry I won’t lay a finger on you but my axe on the other hand will!
Hope you can handle it.
It wasn't very cleaver.
