Wood Splitting Puns

A list of puns related to "Wood Splitting"

I killed someone while splitting wood today

Im getting off though, they deemed it an axe-ident

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👤︎ u/WookaTV
📅︎ Feb 26 2017
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I wood split it too
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👤︎ u/AnlakySloth
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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From My Uncle Yesterday

Stacking wood Uncle: I bet you never knew you would be a pilot. Me: What do you mean? Uncle: Ya, they split the wood and we pile it.

I walked right into it.

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👤︎ u/MarcQ21
📅︎ Oct 06 2015
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