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Woodcutter Puns

A list of puns related to "Woodcutter"

A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.

Did he ride it? No. It wooden start

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👤︎ u/_methematician
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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Did you hear about the woodcutter who got his day's production stolen?

He got lumberjacked

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👤︎ u/ultimatedelman
📅︎ Apr 19 2018
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What do you call a lazy woodcutter?

A slumberjack.

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👤︎ u/Newt24
📅︎ Aug 25 2017
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IamA 40 year old woodcutter from Canada

Axe me anything.

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👤︎ u/GoldSoul
📅︎ Feb 23 2015
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