A runestone at a farm in Tรถrnby, Uppland. The inscription reads, โ€œOfeg and Sigmar and Frรถbjรถrn they raised [the stone] in memory of Jรถrund, their father, Gunnaโ€™s husbandman. ร„rnfast cut these runes.โ€ 1934.
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And Noah began to be a husbandman, and he planted a vineyard.
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"รstrรญรฐr had these stones raised in memory of Eysteinn, her husbandman, who attacked Jerusalem and met his end up in Greece." Runestone from Broby bro, 1020-1050. [810x1219] [x-post /r/ArtefactPorn]
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"รstrรญรฐr had these stones raised in memory of Eysteinn, her husbandman, who attacked Jerusalem and met his end up in Greece." Runstone from Broby bro, 1020-1050. [810x1219]
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"รstrรญรฐr had these stones raised in memory of Eysteinn, her husbandman, who attacked Jerusalem and met his end up in Greece." Runstone from Broby bro, 1020-1050. [810x1219]
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐Ÿ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when theyโ€™re not dating anybody?

Theyโ€™re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or รŸ?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I had a vasectomy because I didnโ€™t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Baka!
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concrete ๐Ÿ—ฟ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Itโ€™s pronounced โ€œNoel.โ€

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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Thatโ€™s Michelle
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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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is Isn't
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@u/mordrathe - remix
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! ๐Ÿ˜€ Thank you for the awards.

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My WIFI password is 2444666668888888

Just to clarify, 12345678

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All dad jokes are bad and hereโ€™s why

Why

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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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Guns
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The two genders
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