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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zpiderz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2014
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A man goes to a beekeeper and asks for 12 bees. He counts, and sees he has been given 13....

β€œSir, you gave me an extra!” he says. The beekeeper replies β€œOh, that’s a freebie”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MARKHENRY88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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A man walks into an apiary and asks the beekeeper for a dozen bees.

The beekeeper replies: "Sure, and I'll throw in the 13th as a freebie..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitya04
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I personally think that beekeeper suits are ugly as hell, but hey...

Beauty is in the eye of the beeholder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T0BBER
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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I went to buy some bees from a beekeeper, I asked him for 100 bees and he counted out 110. I said "No, no that's too many" He replied...

"Dont worry, those are freebees"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StonleyLoner319
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Why beekeeper yelled at his son?

Because he didn't beehive properly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Englez97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Beekeeper's dozen.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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What do you call beekeepers on Luna?

Honey Mooners!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VerbalAcrobatics
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Beekeepers' Dozen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/haemaker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Why did the beekeeper go to the doctor?

He had hives

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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My friend is a beekeeper who comes from a long line of beekeepers.

He comes from old honey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdamantArmadillo
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Where do beekeepers stay on vacation?

Air bee and bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Have you heard about Honeyland, the Oscar-nominated documentary about Macedonian beekeepers?

It has great buzz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndyCircus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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An aspiring beekeeper went to a farmer’s market to pick up a small hive. They placed an order for a dozen bees. When picking up the bees, the seller handed them a case of thirteen bees. Noticing the extra bee, the keeper pointed it out to the seller.

The seller said, β€œOh, that last one is a freebee!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gothwhopper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Why do beekeepers have the most attractive eyes?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fayette-Phantom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I met this super hot beekeeper the other day.

But I guess you could always say, beauty is in the eye of the beeholder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnotherHairyApe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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One night, a beekeeper was chilling on his couch with some booze.

"Honey, pass me another can of beer!", the beekeeper bellowed.

His wife went to check the fridge for beer but alas, there was none left.

"Dear, our supplies have run dry!"

The beekeeper then replied, "Sweetie, please pass me the honey can."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrayCon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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I just got a job as a beekeeper

I'm buzzing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_B10nicle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Every single beekeeper has famously attractive eyes

Every single one of them. As the saying goes, "Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Complete_Gene
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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So, a huge beehive got taken down by the beekeeper yesterday

That's not bee-liveable in the slightest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wyrdrink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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An old beekeeper had been raising bees for years.

An old beekeeper had been raising bees for years. He'd had many bees he gave names to, like Buzz or Stripe or Sting. He got a kick out of naming them and he would spend hours with them crawling on his hands, looking at them, holding them gently and humming little songs.

One year, the hive had a new queen, and she was the most magnificent thing he'd ever seen. He usually gave them clever names like Honey, but this one was just too gorgeous for that. He named her Beauty, and he would hum to her everyday as the sun went down.

One day, during a particularly beautiful sunset, the old man was watching his queen as she peddled around in the palm of his hand, singing to her gently, when a gust of wind suddenly blew some debris toward his face. Without thinking, he reacted, moving his hands fast toward his face, and smashed the queen right into his own eye. And so I guess what they say is true, Beauty really is in the eye of the bee holder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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I'm a beekeeper. My 10yo son just got stung so I told him he's now part of the club.

I asked if it was a good club. "No" he said. "It bites."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatostomach
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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Did you hear about the beekeeper who was allergic to honey?

Yeah...he had the hives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeoJesus666
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2017
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I recently went to a beekeepers convention...

I hated the talks because the speakers there were using so many buzzwords.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bvcady
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2017
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I went to the beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13. "Sir, you gave me an extra."

"That's a freebie."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I went to the beekeeper and asked for 12 bees, he gave me 13...

That's a free-bee be said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Everisfunny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I went to the beekeeper to get a dozen bees. They gave me 13.

The extra one was a free bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jkeezay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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I went to the apiary for a dozen bees, and the beekeeper gave me 13.

The last one was a freebie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sbush85
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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