Bee puns really sting.

Bee warned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Bee puns spotted on r/mildlyinfuriating
πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngryDavid808
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
🚨︎ report
Why do people hate bee puns?

Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good

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πŸ‘€︎ u/someone56409
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Bee puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doco12399
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2017
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BEE PUNS

Hey guys, I am working on a video project for AP Calc and am doing the bee move, but everytime they say bee a formula is introduced, then the next time an example. We are writing the formulas on yellow paper and writing in black sharpies because black amd yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, ahh yellow and black. Anyqay, I need space fillers on the sheets of paper, so bee puns! I need a bunch, so do your thing!

We are also dressing up in bee costumes to take pictures of the formulas amd photoshopping our teachers face onto Barry Bee Benson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmm8398
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2017
🚨︎ report
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?

A maybe

πŸ‘︎ 90
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
πŸ‘︎ 18
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solilupus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
🚨︎ report
What do you call an American Bee?

A USB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theredditman111
πŸ“…︎ May 27
🚨︎ report
What do you call a thirsty bee?

>!Beehydrated!<

πŸ‘︎ 14
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πŸ‘€︎ u/uselessDM
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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A bee sea!
πŸ‘︎ 5k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CinnamonSins1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"

A teacher tackled him after the first G

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Picker-Rick
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son

Beehive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rayanDar420
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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Today I went to the bee store

And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was, a free bee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OOF2101
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabee.

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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What kind of hair style does a bee get?

A buzz cut

πŸ‘︎ 35
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spikeratchet
πŸ“…︎ May 02
🚨︎ report
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?

B-Itchy

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/malker84
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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Whats a horny bee’s favourite cereal

Honey nut cheerios

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raztafarium
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...

Honeycomb home!

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
πŸ“…︎ May 23
🚨︎ report
Beauty lies in the eye of the bee-holder.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saintwithataint
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
🚨︎ report
What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wassah-bee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil-Cancer-Vert
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
🚨︎ report
What do you call a bee that comes from America?

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misteruniicorn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?

Beauty.

Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.

πŸ‘︎ 37
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
🚨︎ report
Guess she’s a bee-cup?
πŸ‘︎ 75
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πŸ‘€︎ u/travislaker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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What do u call a bee arrived from US?

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pratik_ghag
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
🚨︎ report
What kind of bee makes milk?

A Boobie!! Ahahah

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyRacey
πŸ“…︎ May 13
🚨︎ report
What bee is most indecisive?

A May bee!

πŸ‘︎ 35
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πŸ‘€︎ u/herdertree
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
🚨︎ report
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?

An adobee!

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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Tube bee
πŸ‘︎ 18
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πŸ‘€︎ u/clutchth5t
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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Bee strong
πŸ‘︎ 2k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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In France, when the honey bee revolution began they broke out a tiny little guillotine for the Queen...but she laughed in their faces.

No matter how much they tried, the guillotine wouldn't work. When the chief executioner examined the situation it was clear why, she had already been "bee-headed"

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ridik_ulass
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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I got stung by a bee today...

Β£6.50 for a jar of honey? Jesus.

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
🚨︎ report
An American bee’s name...

USB

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-XYeetX-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
🚨︎ report
Don’t bee sourish
πŸ‘︎ 140
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peipr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
🚨︎ report
What do you call a bee that never quite made it in the hive?

A wanna-bee!

πŸ‘︎ 122
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies

Gives a new meaning to "busting a nut"

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terrarialord9013
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
🚨︎ report
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?

A babe-bee.

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KMG2021
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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Bee music
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VinceDC
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
🚨︎ report
Where does a bee use the bathroom?

BP

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShakaZuluYourMom
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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This is going to bee great.
πŸ‘︎ 43
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spiderzsolt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
🚨︎ report
Bee their
πŸ‘︎ 354
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mask3dman805
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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I guess it's a bee-hind
πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMasonX
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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... Bee lion!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trixxie88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
🚨︎ report
This will bee a great game
πŸ‘︎ 11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArtyBlades
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
🚨︎ report
Always important to bee yourself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuBjUb1121
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
🚨︎ report
What did the ghost say to the bee

β€œBOOBIE”

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ARealPerson11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
🚨︎ report
How does a bee get to school?

She takes a school buzz

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scooter_McAwesome
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
🚨︎ report
In a Spanish spelling bee for English words, the contestant is given the word β€œSocks”

The contestant spells it right and the judge replies: β€œEso si que es.

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?

She tells them to Bee productive.

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterLB
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
🚨︎ report
What do you call a bee who never brags?

A humble bee

πŸ‘︎ 112
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trollcitybandit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
🚨︎ report
This pun will BEE great for people having a bad day
πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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A man is holding a bee, what is in his eye?

Beauty.

Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.

πŸ‘︎ 201
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sayinbud
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
🚨︎ report
Don’t bee sourish
πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peipr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
🚨︎ report
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?

Because he wouldn't beehive.

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cfager123
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
🚨︎ report
What do you call a ghost bee?

A boo bee.

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatfamousGuy2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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I'll bee damned
πŸ‘︎ 580
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinfastjohny
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
🚨︎ report
Don't you wanna bee there, guys?
πŸ‘︎ 11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/f3derico
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
🚨︎ report
Why did the bee survive winter?

Because it wore a yellow jacket.

πŸ‘︎ 17
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldSweep
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
🚨︎ report
Snakes, why does it always have to bee snakes
πŸ‘︎ 21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kyled001
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
🚨︎ report
What type of bee makes milk

Boo-bees

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Criptic567
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
🚨︎ report
Don't worry, bee happy!
πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Arm3tt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

πŸ‘︎ 100
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhisum_dhisum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
🚨︎ report
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?

Gram positive

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stor_e_teller
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
🚨︎ report
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?

Habibees.

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
🚨︎ report
I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one.

It was a freebie.

πŸ‘︎ 821
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenisbacK_1900
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
🚨︎ report
To bee, or not to bee? That, is the question.
πŸ‘︎ 45
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/nilfhiosagam
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a bee that produces milk

A boo-bee

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/getrekdnoob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
🚨︎ report
Bee'd sugar
πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tajarhina
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?

Zombee

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Zinny_Zin_Zin_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
🚨︎ report
Where does a bee pee?

A BP-station

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmilioTM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a scary bee?

boo-bees

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DisBoi1235
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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An aspiring beekeeper went to a farmer’s market to pick up a small hive. They placed an order for a dozen bees. When picking up the bees, the seller handed them a case of thirteen bees. Noticing the extra bee, the keeper pointed it out to the seller.

The seller said, β€œOh, that last one is a freebee!”

πŸ‘︎ 31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gothwhopper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

πŸ‘︎ 11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?

He was arrested in a sting operation.

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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About to go mow the grass after getting stung by a bee

Told my wife, "I hope I don't have any flash backs to Bee-ietnam"

My stuff is out on the street

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/purpalit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you say when you catch a bee?

Behold!

πŸ‘︎ 23
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
🚨︎ report
moar bad puns i know its un"bee"levable
πŸ‘︎ 68
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzapipol
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
🚨︎ report
hehehe bee joke
πŸ‘︎ 20
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHawkNetwork
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
🚨︎ report
What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi :)

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yungsausages
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
🚨︎ report
Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.

Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse

πŸ‘︎ 18
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeDandas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
🚨︎ report
Do you reckon London Wasps have a bee team?
πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danflan89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
🚨︎ report
What bee is not allowed in its beehive?

Hepatitis - B

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodprashure
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
🚨︎ report
Spelling bee or bee witched? You decide
πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tgprophet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call an American bee?

a usb

πŸ‘︎ 26
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Stranger188
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
🚨︎ report
What do you call a bee who can’t make up his mind?

A maybe.

πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call an American bee?

A USB

πŸ‘︎ 47
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperMegaPepega
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
🚨︎ report
What do you call a Bee from the US?

A USB

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Gashau
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a bee from America?

A USB

πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaRedditAddict
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/steviagal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call an American bee

USB

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/T_Naue
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a bee that comes from America?

USB

πŸ‘︎ 28
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB

πŸ‘︎ 38
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Gertjan-96
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

πŸ‘︎ 35
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/mefingers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
🚨︎ report

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