I was walking the other day with my son when he noticed a bee. I told him to leave it alone, to which he replied, "I'll be careful. Get it?! BEE!"
I was beginning to lose hope that he wasn't ever going to understand or appreciate puns! He's in the club now!
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
Hey guys, I am working on a video project for AP Calc and am doing the bee move, but everytime they say bee a formula is introduced, then the next time an example. We are writing the formulas on yellow paper and writing in black sharpies because black amd yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, ahh yellow and black. Anyqay, I need space fillers on the sheets of paper, so bee puns! I need a bunch, so do your thing!
We are also dressing up in bee costumes to take pictures of the formulas amd photoshopping our teachers face onto Barry Bee Benson
I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...
Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.
Apparently I had dropped one...
Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....
A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.
Courtesy of my 5 y/o daughter.
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder
He could only give buzz cuts.
Because they use a honey comb!
not, to bee or not to bee.
.....Will become a little chub-bee.
In the Ark Hives.
I told him I put the "j" in jenius.
Yeah, she's got a hive mind now.
But it was just a chive talking.
She asked them to bee-hive
It’s probably going to sting but it will be worth it. Credit to /u/louseashole
***Because most people are offended at seeing Boo Bees! -My 10 yr old son
But it was just the chives talkin'
Because it uses a honeycomb
In the Ark hives...