8 Year Old's Bee Pun - Proud Mom Moment

I was walking the other day with my son when he noticed a bee. I told him to leave it alone, to which he replied, "I'll be careful. Get it?! BEE!"

I was beginning to lose hope that he wasn't ever going to understand or appreciate puns! He's in the club now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MedievalSpice
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Bee puns spotted on r/mildlyinfuriating
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngryDavid808
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Bee puns really sting.

Bee warned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Bee puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doco12399
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Why do people hate bee puns?

Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good

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πŸ‘€︎ u/someone56409
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BEE PUNS

Hey guys, I am working on a video project for AP Calc and am doing the bee move, but everytime they say bee a formula is introduced, then the next time an example. We are writing the formulas on yellow paper and writing in black sharpies because black amd yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, ahh yellow and black. Anyqay, I need space fillers on the sheets of paper, so bee puns! I need a bunch, so do your thing!

We are also dressing up in bee costumes to take pictures of the formulas amd photoshopping our teachers face onto Barry Bee Benson

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BEE-ware of the WASP
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nis_sama
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True story: I was a kid, watching TV in our living room. My dad was outside using the grill. All of a sudden he bursts in the door hopping on one foot yelling β€œI stepped on a Bee!”

I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...

Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.

Apparently I had dropped one...

Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....

A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.

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What do you call a bee that cannot make up its mind?

A maybe....

Courtesy of my 5 y/o daughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaronmsilverman
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Bee keepers have the most beautiful eyes

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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How do you scare a bee?

You yell Boo...Bee

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what do you call an american bee?

a usb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chickenman2359
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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What do you call a worker bee who stings you to protect the hive?

A Kamikazbee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_a_dum_bum
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Why did the bee get fired from the barber shop?

He could only give buzz cuts.

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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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What’s a bee’s favorite haircut?

A buzzcut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLaziestPotato
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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I bee-leave I can touch the sky
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πŸ‘€︎ u/semc1986
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Why is a bee’s hair always sticky?

Because they use a honey comb!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MudComplete
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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What do you call a squished bee that doesn't die?

A zom-bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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What was the bee thinking after reading too much of Shakespeare?

O-Hello everyone!

not, to bee or not to bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarefulLibran
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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What do you call a bee that is from the United States

A USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nobody492
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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A bee that won't stop eating...

.....Will become a little chub-bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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What did the sushi said to the bee?

Wasabi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alpha_Supreme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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What do you call an Asian bee?

A Pollen-Asian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnoozeFestering
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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What is a bee in doubt called?

Silent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesam444
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Why did the bee go to the doctor?

He had hives!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Where did Noah put all the bee’s in his Ark?

In the Ark Hives.

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Bee love, be love, beloved. [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MissyAnnComics
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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I crocheted a boo-bee! reddit.com/gallery/maafv3
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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I made this She's got of lumps and bumps but I'm overall happy she's finnished kings, queens, and non-binary beans I present to you, my Les-bee-ian πŸ˜‚πŸβ€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ€πŸ’—
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxCandy_floofxx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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"Honey, who might bee at the front door?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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United States of BEE
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If you have bee hive at your house, and you call a local bee keeper to take them away, the Bee keepers will thank you for the FreeBees.
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I won a spelling bee once, my friend said I was very smart...

I told him I put the "j" in jenius.

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Did you hear about the girl with bee's in her head?

Yeah, she's got a hive mind now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jmememan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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I thought I heard an onion singing a Bee Gees song.

But it was just a chive talking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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What did the Queen Bee say to the worker bees who were fighting?

She asked them to bee-hive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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I’m going to get a tattoo of a bee.

It’s probably going to sting but it will be worth it. Credit to /u/louseashole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kittencrimetime
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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Make a bee-line here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tway_UX
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In a beehive, after the queen bee gives birth to the little baby bees, which bees are responsible for feeding the babies?

The... BooBees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Soter_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Why couldn’t the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

***Because most people are offended at seeing Boo Bees! -My 10 yr old son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jch308
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Why was Mr.Bee sad?

His wife was a whorenet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
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I thought I heard the Bee Gees singing in my herb garden...

But it was just the chives talkin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Why is a bee’s hair always sticky?

Because it uses a honeycomb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drgoosebeard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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What do you call a bee from America

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/got_nohandz
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Why did the bee go to the doctor?

He had hives!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Where did Noah keep the bee's in his Ark?

In the Ark hives...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AEvans1888
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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What do you call a indecisive bee ?

Maybe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DCUB3
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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasa-Bee

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