8 Year Old's Bee Pun - Proud Mom Moment
I was walking the other day with my son when he noticed a bee. I told him to leave it alone, to which he replied, "I'll be careful. Get it?! BEE!"
I was beginning to lose hope that he wasn't ever going to understand or appreciate puns! He's in the club now!
Bee puns spotted on r/mildlyinfuriating
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
BEE PUNS
Hey guys, I am working on a video project for AP Calc and am doing the bee move, but everytime they say bee a formula is introduced, then the next time an example. We are writing the formulas on yellow paper and writing in black sharpies because black amd yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, ahh yellow and black. Anyqay, I need space fillers on the sheets of paper, so bee puns! I need a bunch, so do your thing!
We are also dressing up in bee costumes to take pictures of the formulas amd photoshopping our teachers face onto Barry Bee Benson
True story: I was a kid, watching TV in our living room. My dad was outside using the grill. All of a sudden he bursts in the door hopping on one foot yelling “I stepped on a Bee!”
I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...
Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.
Apparently I had dropped one...
Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....
A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.
What do you call a bee that cannot make up its mind?
A maybe....
Courtesy of my 5 y/o daughter.
Bee keepers have the most beautiful eyes
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder
what do you call an american bee?
What do you call a worker bee who stings you to protect the hive?
Why did the bee get fired from the barber shop?
He could only give buzz cuts.
What’s a bee’s favorite haircut?
I bee-leave I can touch the sky
Why is a bee’s hair always sticky?
Because they use a honey comb!
What do you call a squished bee that doesn't die?
What was the bee thinking after reading too much of Shakespeare?
O-Hello everyone!
not, to bee or not to bee.
What do you call a bee that is from the United States
A bee that won't stop eating...
.....Will become a little chub-bee.
What did the sushi said to the bee?
What do you call an Asian bee?
What is a bee in doubt called?
Why did the bee go to the doctor?
Where did Noah put all the bee’s in his Ark?
Bee love, be love, beloved. [OC]
I made this She's got of lumps and bumps but I'm overall happy she's finnished kings, queens, and non-binary beans I present to you, my Les-bee-ian 😂🐝❤️🧡🤍💗
"Honey, who might bee at the front door?"
If you have bee hive at your house, and you call a local bee keeper to take them away, the Bee keepers will thank you for the FreeBees.
I won a spelling bee once, my friend said I was very smart...
I told him I put the "j" in jenius.
Did you hear about the girl with bee's in her head?
Yeah, she's got a hive mind now.
I thought I heard an onion singing a Bee Gees song.
But it was just a chive talking.
What did the Queen Bee say to the worker bees who were fighting?
She asked them to bee-hive
I’m going to get a tattoo of a bee.
It’s probably going to sting but it will be worth it. Credit to /u/louseashole
In a beehive, after the queen bee gives birth to the little baby bees, which bees are responsible for feeding the babies?
Why couldn’t the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?
***Because most people are offended at seeing Boo Bees! -My 10 yr old son
I thought I heard the Bee Gees singing in my herb garden...
But it was just the chives talkin'
Why is a bee’s hair always sticky?
Because it uses a honeycomb
What do you call a bee from America
Why did the bee go to the doctor?
Where did Noah keep the bee's in his Ark?
What do you call a indecisive bee ?
What did the sushi say to the bee?
What did the sushi say to the bee?
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