Beatle in a Beetle in a Beetle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/animalsinthings
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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Not sure if this fits, but my younger brother came up to me and said "did you know beetles can't get back to their feet if they are on their back"

I'm immediately rolled on my back and started shouting "Ringo, Paul help I've landed on my back again. Help"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reddwarf987
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08
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What does an elephant and an old beetle have in common?

Trunk's at the front.

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πŸ“…︎ May 18
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks

Is this stool taken?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1Autotech
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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What did the sheep say about the vibrating beetle?

BAH HUMBUG!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omadude82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I answered the door this morning. A 6ft beetle punched me in the face and called me a fat old man...

Apparently there's a nasty bug going round!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Why was the dung beetle mad at the store clerk?

Because the clerk sold him shampoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ikemikek
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks the bartender

Is this stool taken?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cincinnatistuff
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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This vaccination VW Beetle: "The Flu Bug"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NigGorilla666
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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There's a beetle in my room

It bugs me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nterhoeschen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Beetle juicing on r/beetlejuicing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/feisty_paint_girl
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Why was the dung beetle late for the party?

He was on duty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tr4vel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and he says to the bartender...

Is this stool taken?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ellsworthless
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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A dung beetle walked into a bar and said

Is this stool taken?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Someone asked me, if I were forced to, would I eat a big beetle or a small one?

I chose the smaller one of course! It’s the lesser of the two weevils.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spacecadet6966
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall into a ravine on the other side...

...needless to say, he lost his sh*t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shi-Rokku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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My pen pal in Jordan has a job at a horror house. He dresses up as a large beetle and chases people.

He’s a scarab.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToroZuzuX
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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What’s a dung beetle’s favorite app?

Turds With Friends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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Two beetles run into each other in a week old baguette

One says to the other, 'I thought I was the only beetle around these parts. Where are you from?'

The other responds, 'Who, me? I was born in bread right here.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JephriB
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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Did you hear about the new Dung Beetle Simulator?

That shit's gonna be ballin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iinneus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2013
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsthetie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2015
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Daughter comes out of bathroom screaming about a beetle on the floor

Is it John, George, Paul or Ringo?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__roasted
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2015
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Me: "That's a big beetle!"

Dad: "Is it a Liverpool Beetle?" Me: "I don't know...what do they look like?" Dad: "When they're young they have long shaggy black hair and wear a suit. When they get older they look like hippies but vary..." Me: "Just stop, dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DocGull
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2015
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While doing yard work, I found a beetle on my glove...

Me: "Oh, hey, there's a beetle on my glove!"

Dad: "Which one? John, Paul, Ringo, or George?"

Me: "...Ugh. Jeez."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaffleBrothel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2014
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Driving down the road with my dad and he sees an old Volkswagen beetle without the rear hood...

"Hey, you can see all the junk inside her trunk."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteBaconPrince
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2014
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Dad dropped this while I was trying to kill a beetle.

Me: Stomping on beetle Dad: What are you doing over there? Me: Trying to kill this beetle. Dad: Which Beatle? John Lennon? Ringo Starr? Paul McCartney? Me: Haha no. stomping vigorously It's the stupid kind that doesn't DIE! Dad: ...Well we know it isn't Lennon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thetacoslayer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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A dung beetle walks into a bar ..

.. and asks, β€œIs this stool taken?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keep_calm_wack_on
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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