Dung beetle walks into a bar....

"Is this stool taken?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What is a dung beetle's favorite holiday song?

"All I Want for Christmas is Poo"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffa_cuppee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Dung Beetles know how to keep their shit together
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeiuqezE54
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Why was the dung beetle mad at the store clerk?

Because the clerk sold him shampoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ikemikek
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Why was the dung beetle late for the party?

He was on duty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tr4vel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall into a ravine on the other side...

...needless to say, he lost his sh*t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shi-Rokku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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What’s a dung beetle’s favorite app?

Turds With Friends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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Did you hear about the new Dung Beetle Simulator?

That shit's gonna be ballin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iinneus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2013
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What insect really stinks?

A dung beetle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and says

Is this stool taken?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisDiff
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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A dung beetle walks into a bar...

Is this stool taken?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yelkyelk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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A dung beetle walks into the bar

"Is this stool taken?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheViralClovers
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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A dung beetle walks into a bar...

and says to the bartender, "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grandma1967
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks

Is this stool taken?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1Autotech
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks the bartender

Is this stool taken?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cincinnatistuff
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and he says to the bartender...

Is this stool taken?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ellsworthless
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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A dung beetle walks into a bar ..

.. and asks, β€œIs this stool taken?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keep_calm_wack_on
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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A dung beetle walked into a bar and said

Is this stool taken?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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