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>!A mammoth.!<
How’d you get their little legs apart?
It flies in a straight line.
Spreading their tiny legs.
Always look on the bright side.
I can't get their tiny legs spread apart far enough.
Dentist says “shouldn’t you have gone to the doctor?”
Man says, “yea, but I saw the light on”
One's a tadpole, and the other is a pad toll.
Have you ever seen a moth bawl?
How do you get their little legs apart!?
The physio: what is wrong?
The moth: I feel so depressed, worthless, useless to society, and I really need help.
The physio: This is a Physiotherapists, I deal with physical issues, you need to go to a Psychologist, a shrink. Why did you come in here?
The Moth: "The light was on"
I'm looking for the moth-meme prophecies
could you make 'Motharella' Cheese?
The dentist says, "I see. Well, what you need is a psychiatrist, not a dentist. Besides, moths don't have dental problems."
"I know," says the guy.
"So why are you here?" asks the dentist.
The guy answers, "The lights were on."
and tells the doctor,
Moth: Doc, I've got a terrible problem. My wife left me. I hate my job. I'm so depressed that I often contemplate suicide.
Doc: I don't know how to help you. You need to see a psychiatrist. Why do you come to my office?
Moth: The light was on.
Two letters.
A really big moth!
Were (my parents, aunt, uncle and I) out getting ice cream, when my mom points out malt ball ice cream. my dad, being the joker he is, says "moth balls? that's a weird flavor" we have a laugh, get our ice cream, and walk outside. In the wake of "moth balls", I ask my uncle "have you ever smelled moth balls?"
"of course" he responds.
I nod my head, then promptly ask "how'd you get the little things legs apart?"
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That's the last time I ever buy a larva lamp…
Dad: "have you ever smelled moth balls?"
Me: "yeah, they don't smell very good"
Dad: "weird cause I've been trying pretty hard but I can't seem to get the tiny legs apart."
Me: "That's what moth balls are made of."
GF: "Really? Is that why they hate them?"
Me: "No, it's actually because they're so modest."
GF: Gives me puzzled look
Me: "They don't want you to cedar balls."
Dad pulls up to a gas station,
Gas Girl: I notice you don't have many flies on you today(meaning his car)
Dad: No I showered this morning.
He still talks about this one….
How did you get their tiny little legs to spread apart?
It flies straight.
Yeah? How'd you get your nose between their little legs?
How'd you get their little legs apart?
And if so, how'd you get their little legs open?
Did you hold them by the wings?
How did you get their legs apart?
Moth balls.
Dad: "Have you ever seen moth balls?"
Me: "Umm yeah."
Dad: "How did you pull their little legs apart?"
It flys straight for a second.
