A mosquito can fly, but a fly can’t mosquito.
Easiest decision of my life.
“Mama, mama! Did you see that? Everyone was clapping for me!”
Now it has no friends.
its death is in vein
Nothing - you can't cross a vector with a scalar.
It was malarious
The insect police force was tracking one of these malaria-mosquitos, when the mosquito fled to a farm. First, she tried to hide in the house, until the farmer chased her away with a newspaper. She tried to hide in the barn with the horses, but the barn cat took a few swipes at the mosquito, and chased it from the barn.
Finally, the mosquito set eyes on sheep in the pasture.she decided all that thick wool would be the perfect place to hide from the insect police force.
The police force arrived shortly after. They first went to the house. No mosquito. They searched the horses. No mosquito. Finally, they got to the pasture with the sheep. After searching and searching, they could not find where the mosquito had hidden.
The mosquito was on the lamb.
I see a pool of enbitenment
Now he’ll never have friends!
But some are Malarious.
But I felt the waste of effort when I found 2 mosquitos still in the room, now I will have to remove the screen to let the mosquitos out and reinstall it again
I guess he would have to start from scratch.
It wasn't very good, though. After a few bites I got up and left.
They only had the Off brand.
I currently have a very uncomfortable and inflamed bug bite on my foot. This morning while making my coffee, I noticed a fat mosquito walking around on the counter. I called my husband over to kill it.
He grabbed a napkin, killed it, and said, "Wow. That was definitely the Goddess Mosquito."
I obviously asked with genuine curiosity, "What's a Goddess Mosquito?"
"It's the one that got us."
I think he's Malarious!
A mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito.
What do you call a funny mosquito? Malarious
"Itsa me Malario!"
A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito (Told by my dad earlier lol)
They are all married and have ten thousand kids!
A golden opportunity.
Only 2, no idea how they got there
A mosquito can fly but a fly cannot mosquito...
It was a bah hum bug
That's probably going to come back to bite me later
They both scratch.
They were really sad but I thought it was malarious
Is still an OFF brand.
The baby said excitedly "it was awesome; everyone was clapping for me!"
'That's malarious' 😂
I told her to stop being attractive.
You can't sew a zipper on a mosquito.
A conservative vector field
Got my calculus professor with this one last year.
My dad got home from work today and noticed we have a lot of extra mosquitoes that have got into the house.
My mom made a comment that bats eat mosquitoes, my dad replied with, "We should bring them in the house to com-BAT those skeeters!"