A list of puns related to "Mosquito"
A Mosquito can fly, but a Fly cannot Mosquito.
Easiest decision of my life.
βMama, mama! Did you see that? Everyone was clapping for me!β
Now it has no friends.
Nothing - you can't cross a vector with a scalar.
its death is in vein
malario
It was malarious
The insect police force was tracking one of these malaria-mosquitos, when the mosquito fled to a farm. First, she tried to hide in the house, until the farmer chased her away with a newspaper. She tried to hide in the barn with the horses, but the barn cat took a few swipes at the mosquito, and chased it from the barn.
Finally, the mosquito set eyes on sheep in the pasture.she decided all that thick wool would be the perfect place to hide from the insect police force.
The police force arrived shortly after. They first went to the house. No mosquito. They searched the horses. No mosquito. Finally, they got to the pasture with the sheep. After searching and searching, they could not find where the mosquito had hidden.
The mosquito was on the lamb.
I see a pool of enbitenment
It wasn't very good, though. After a few bites I got up and left.
But some are Malarious.
They only had the Off brand.
But I felt the waste of effort when I found 2 mosquitos still in the room, now I will have to remove the screen to let the mosquitos out and reinstall it again
I guess he would have to start from scratch.
He's malarious
I currently have a very uncomfortable and inflamed bug bite on my foot. This morning while making my coffee, I noticed a fat mosquito walking around on the counter. I called my husband over to kill it.
He grabbed a napkin, killed it, and said, "Wow. That was definitely the Goddess Mosquito."
I obviously asked with genuine curiosity, "What's a Goddess Mosquito?"
He said,
"It's the one that got us."
"Itsa me Malario!"
The S.W.A.T Team
A diplognat!
M'laria
Only 2, no idea how they got there
A golden opportunity.
That's probably going to come back to bite me later
They were really sad but I thought it was malarious
It was a bah hum bug
A bug-hati
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking :)
They both scratch.
With bug bytes
Mβlaria
The baby said excitedly "it was awesome; everyone was clapping for me!"
'That's malarious' π
I told her to stop being attractive.
A mosquito can fly, but a fly canβt mosquito.
Now heβll never have friends!
I think he's Malarious!
A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito (Told by my dad earlier lol)
What do you call a funny mosquito? Malarious
It's malarious.
A mosquito can fly but a fly cannot mosquito...
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