A list of puns related to "The Mosquito"
A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito.
My 11 year old daughter told me this one this evening lol.
“Mama, mama! Did you see that? Everyone was clapping for me!”
The insect police force was tracking one of these malaria-mosquitos, when the mosquito fled to a farm. First, she tried to hide in the house, until the farmer chased her away with a newspaper. She tried to hide in the barn with the horses, but the barn cat took a few swipes at the mosquito, and chased it from the barn.
Finally, the mosquito set eyes on sheep in the pasture.she decided all that thick wool would be the perfect place to hide from the insect police force.
The police force arrived shortly after. They first went to the house. No mosquito. They searched the horses. No mosquito. Finally, they got to the pasture with the sheep. After searching and searching, they could not find where the mosquito had hidden.
The mosquito was on the lamb.
They only had the Off brand.
I guess he would have to start from scratch.
He's malarious
But I felt the waste of effort when I found 2 mosquitos still in the room, now I will have to remove the screen to let the mosquitos out and reinstall it again
"Itsa me Malario!"
I currently have a very uncomfortable and inflamed bug bite on my foot. This morning while making my coffee, I noticed a fat mosquito walking around on the counter. I called my husband over to kill it.
He grabbed a napkin, killed it, and said, "Wow. That was definitely the Goddess Mosquito."
I obviously asked with genuine curiosity, "What's a Goddess Mosquito?"
He said,
"It's the one that got us."
A diplognat!
That's probably going to come back to bite me later
It was a bah hum bug
The baby said excitedly "it was awesome; everyone was clapping for me!"
'That's malarious' 😂
A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito
A Mosquito can fly, but a Fly cannot Mosquito.
A mosquito can fly, but a fly can’t mosquito.
I think he's Malarious!
A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito (Told by my dad earlier lol)
A mosquito can fly but a fly cannot mosquito...
Is still an OFF brand.
You can't sew a zipper on a mosquito.
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