To become pro teen
After spending a few days at a detective convention, they come home to find their house burned to the ground. "What do you think caused this?" One asked the other. The other just sighed and replied "It was most likely ourson (arson)."
That's when I realized it is pointless.
Assaulting a salty teen with saltines
My dad just told me this one- hope you guys liked it 💖
Because he wanted to make a skate bored!
Because they are in the noughties list.
Because they just can't even.
What are you doing up so oily?
He responded: None, son. I was born with two and never grew any more.
But my mummy wouldn't let me.
My job involves me giving presentations to large groups of teenagers. Today, I was telling them about different workshops we have on offer, including African drumming and DJ workshops.
So I said - 'I'd love to tell you a bit more about the DJ workshops, but I'd barely scratch the surface.'
Ever seen 200 teenagers groan and roll their eyes? Glorious :D
Because “adolescent” rhymes surprisingly well with “I don’t listen”.
A roux teen.
Literally she can't even.
... But hey !! Take a look at me now.
Just five more minutes.
Because meat is Protein...I...I should go
He tries everything he knows to do, but finally calls his father for help.
Mom and Dad come up to mall parking lot, dad gets into the car, turns the key once, and the engine roars to life.
The teenager is shocked at how easy it was.
"Dad! What did you do differently? I tried everything!"
"It was easy son. I'm wearing my cargo shorts."
I don’t know how they sleep at night.
He said, “Anyone who would sleep with you would sleep with almost anyone else.”
They both dedicated their life to convincing people the universe doesn’t revolve around them.
Probably just yacking off
“£10 ?!? What do you need £5 for?!”
But it kinda grew on me
Because let me tell you, it is never on time.
It’s pretty lit.
She said, “I can’t even write now.”
A latitude adjustment.
The remaining 2 jumped out of the way.
Because they can’t even