What do you call a teenager who never grows up?
Why should a teenager eat protein?
A detective couple adopts a teenager who turns out to be a pyromaniac.
After spending a few days at a detective convention, they come home to find their house burned to the ground.
"What do you think caused this?" One asked the other.
The other just sighed and replied "It was most likely ourson (arson)."
When I was a teenager, I tried really hard to find the hypotenuse of a circle
That's when I realized it is pointless.
What do you call it when you hit a rude teenager with a pack of cracker?
Assaulting a salty teen with saltines
My dad just told me this one- hope you guys liked it 💖
What do you call teenagers who pee in their pants at the age of 14?
Why did the teenager give a shoe with wheels a math test?
Because he wanted to make a skate bored!
Teenagers are no longer getting many Xmas presents
Because they are in the noughties list.
Why do teenagers hang out in groups of 3, 5, or 7?
Because they just can't even.
What do you say to a teenager that woke up at 3:00 A.M?
What are you doing up so oily?
What does a teenager and a brothel have in common?
I asked my dad how many feet he grew as a teenager.
He responded: None, son. I was born with two and never grew any more.
How do you call a teenager that drinks a lot of soda?
When I was a teenager, I wanted to join a pyramid scheme.
But my mummy wouldn't let me.
I dad joked a room of 200 teenagers...
My job involves me giving presentations to large groups of teenagers. Today, I was telling them about different workshops we have on offer, including African drumming and DJ workshops.
So I said - 'I'd love to tell you a bit more about the DJ workshops, but I'd barely scratch the surface.'
Ever seen 200 teenagers groan and roll their eyes? Glorious :D
Why are teenagers so thick headed?
Because “adolescent” rhymes surprisingly well with “I don’t listen”.
What do you call a teenager who regularly thickens sauces?
I heard my teenager mumbling in her sleep. She kept repeating, "1,3,5,7,9"
Literally she can't even.
Back in the 80's...I was a teenager full of obsessions, even Phil Collins was one of them. What the hell was thinking back then..
... But hey !! Take a look at me now.
A recent study found out how much sleep a normal teenager needs.
Why do teenagers love meat so much?
Because meat is Protein...I...I should go
A teenager's car won't start out at the mall one night
He tries everything he knows to do, but finally calls his father for help.
Mom and Dad come up to mall parking lot, dad gets into the car, turns the key once, and the engine roars to life.
The teenager is shocked at how easy it was.
"Dad! What did you do differently? I tried everything!"
"It was easy son. I'm wearing my cargo shorts."
There is a bunch of teenagers in my town who keep stealing Red Bull from convenience stores.
I don’t know how they sleep at night.
What do you call a teenager that's been standing in the same spot for a while?
When I turned into a teenager, my dad repeatedly emphasized the importance of using a condom whenever I have sex.
He said, “Anyone who would sleep with you would sleep with almost anyone else.”
What does Copernicus and the parent of teenagers have in common?
They both dedicated their life to convincing people the universe doesn’t revolve around them.
How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What is a teenager yak doing locked in his room?
Probably just yacking off
r/teenagers in a nutshell
A teenager asks their father for £20. He replies:
“£10 ?!? What do you need £5 for?!”
When I was a teenager, I disliked my beard so much...
If bus routes were teenagers and time was drugs, my bus would be a really good kid.
Because let me tell you, it is never on time.
I bought my teenager candles for his room.
My teenager was doing her homework, and suddenly her pen ran out of ink.
She said, “I can’t even write now.”
When I was a teenager I really wanted to work at the mirror factory, it was a job I could see myself doing.
What do you give a sulky teenager that didn't go North enough?
My teenager took his driving test today and managed to get 8 out of 10.
The remaining 2 jumped out of the way.
What does a Instagram teenager do for his history report?
Why do teenagers always walk in groups of 3 or 5?
What do a teenager and a brothel have in common
Scientists have finally figured out how much sleep a teenager needs.
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