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Adolescence Puns

A list of puns related to "Adolescence"

What do you call the generation of babies born early enough that they passed through their adolescence before Tinder was invented?

pretinders

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👤︎ u/pgreen08
📅︎ Oct 14 2015
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Are you aware adolescent

Rhymes surprisingly well with “I don’t listen”?

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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The other dads in my Zoom meeting today may have been a bit jealous. I mentioned how my adolescent daughter has been so generous and nice during quarantine while I use the family computer for work, instead of her wasting time all day, watching YouTube. I have to say,

I'm glad to have the no-vid kind teen.

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👤︎ u/xxUsernameMichael
📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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If a adolescent male is a Teen-ager then

A adult male is a Man-ager

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👤︎ u/Rampant_Ranger
📅︎ Feb 19 2020
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What does an adolescent cheetah in the open say?

I've been spotted

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👤︎ u/CubingWithAlex
📅︎ Jan 06 2020
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What do you call a positive thinking adolescent?

A canteen

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jul 23 2018
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Why was the adolescent afraid of the new year?

Because twenty-ate-teen!

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👤︎ u/Fundertaker
📅︎ Jan 01 2018
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What type of polypeptide chain is in favor of adolescents?

Pro-teen

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👤︎ u/I_love_420
📅︎ Aug 08 2016
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Where do adolescent gangsters go?

The childhood

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👤︎ u/OknataSkeltro
📅︎ Feb 03 2017
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What do you call an adolescent cracker.....?

.......a salt-teen

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👤︎ u/ultra-saurus
📅︎ Nov 13 2014
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What do you call a child trying to learn how to be an adult

Adult lessons (adolescence)

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👤︎ u/russianpruitt
📅︎ Sep 14 2020
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What do you call the ghost of a hyperactive teen?

An adolescent Adderall essence

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👤︎ u/lil_kibble
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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