You would think this car is my midlife crisis...I'm only 23, but I think I'm on the right track.
Why was the 2 year old antivaxx kid depressed?
Midlife crisis
Why was the 2 yr old unvaccinated child crying?
Midlife crisis
Why are unvaccinated 7 year old so weird
Because they're having a midlife crisis
Why was the Calendar so depressed?
He knew his days were numbered
Want to know when youll die?
Wait until you have a midlife crisis, then double your age.
I was told this joke belongs here
My anti-vax neighbor's one year old has been crying a lot these days.
I think he's going through a midlife crisis.
My ex-girlfriend's dad turned 50 and bought himself a Sebring convertible.
He was having a midlife Chrysler.
