Midlife Crisis Puns

A list of puns related to "Midlife Crisis"

Why was the 2 year old antivaxx kid depressed?

Midlife crisis

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👤︎ u/Mudkipfan
📅︎ Feb 07 2021
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Why was the 2 yr old unvaccinated child crying?

Midlife crisis

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👤︎ u/aquariously
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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Why are unvaccinated 7 year old so weird

Because they're having a midlife crisis

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👤︎ u/riversbenjamin5
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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Want to know when youll die?

Wait until you have a midlife crisis, then double your age.

I was told this joke belongs here

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👤︎ u/tiJasaJ
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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My anti-vax neighbor's one year old has been crying a lot these days.

I think he's going through a midlife crisis.

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👤︎ u/kpontop9
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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