Due to the Covid crisis, the Indian bakery in my neighborhood is going through some tough times.

They fired all Naan essential staff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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There was an existential crisis in the hive.

The Queen buzzed, "To bee or not to bee, that is the question."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcOnToActurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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How do dancers ensure job continuity during the Covid crisis?

They twerk from home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Why did the dolphin have an existential crisis?

He felt his life had no porpoise

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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There’s probably a lot of kids being conceived during this crisis

And in 13 years they will all be called quaran-teens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derpydur
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Did you know that dolphins have existential crisis too?

They wonder if their life has a porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThineGreatPotato
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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In Germany this weekend they have been preparing for the crisis by stocking up on sausages and cheese.

It's the Wurst KΓ€se scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_made_of_jam
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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In these times of crisis, we all have to do our part

I already started singing to people from far away.

What about you, are you practicing social distant sing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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What do you call a wolf experiencing an existential crisis?

Aware wolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emrakull
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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I stocked up on beef, pork and chicken for the Covid-19 crisis .

And for easy storage, they're all within the same hot dogs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toadfinger
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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If we run out of toilet paper due to this crisis.

Using newspaper, might be the new headline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tryingsomthingnew
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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We should thank people ensuring essential services are available to us in this crisis

A pandemic without dem would lead to Panic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkKnight_Jedi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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What's called when people start buying tons of stuff "just in case" during a crisis?

Stock-at-home syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vortelf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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In this time of crisis I believe it is our duty as a community to make a rapid respons team to help the rest of the world!

We will be known as the rapid respuns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/van_-Dam
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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What do you call it when a llama has an identity crisis?

Spit-Personality Disorder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YJ-over
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Have you heard about the camping crisis?

I hear it's in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrock0479
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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My brother and sister is going through a bit of an identity crisis.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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A crisis has developed after a herd of cows ate an entire shipment of edibles

Officials say the steaks have never been higher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bendragonpants
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Why did the dull pencil have a mid-life crisis?

Because he had no point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/olivewitharhyme
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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I'm trying to avoid having a mid-life crisis...

I want to save something for the semi-finals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Did you hear about the aquarium that is having an existential crisis?

They lost their porpoise...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cahill48
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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What does electricity say in an existential crisis?

Wire we here? Just to suffer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinbluecolor
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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√-1 to the therapist: I have the worst case of existential crisis.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2018
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Squiddle life crisis. imgur.com/qMdn1NM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarahsugarplum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2015
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if JFK and Khrushchev had an argument that escalated into nuclear war, it could have been called a reuben missile crisis.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ragnar_slothbrok
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2016
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Why did the Spice Girl have an existential crisis?

She was contemplating what it meant to be cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FCantante
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2017
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The girlfriend with a religious identity crisis declares "If that exists, I'm a Christian rebel".

"So you're a Protestant."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tamer_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2016
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My dad on the refugee crisis

Aunt: "1 in 300 Syrian refugees are plants."

Dad: "The others are animals."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/msherman0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2015
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You would think this car is my midlife crisis...I'm only 23, but I think I'm on the right track.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blacknight75
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2013
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How do you give an ice cube an identity crisis?

Drop it like its hot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokerjokerau
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2016
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My dad on the Greek crisis...

"All Euro bank notes will now be printed on Greece-proof paper."

That really needed to be in an email titled "important news," didn't it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IanWoansBatCave
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2015
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What helped contribute to the financial crisis?

Nothing on the left side of Accountants' books were right, and nothing on the right side was left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USCgamecocks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2014
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Did you know that dolphins have existential crisis too?

They wonder if their life has a porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThineGreatPotato
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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What does a dolphin say when it’s having an existential crisis?

β€œWhat is my porpoise?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noweijose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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