Due to the Covid crisis, the Indian bakery in my neighborhood is going through some tough times.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
There was an existential crisis in the hive.
The Queen buzzed, "To bee or not to bee, that is the question."
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︎ Sep 10 2020
How do dancers ensure job continuity during the Covid crisis?
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Why did the dolphin have an existential crisis?
He felt his life had no porpoise
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Thereβs probably a lot of kids being conceived during this crisis
And in 13 years they will all be called quaran-teens.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
Did you know that dolphins have existential crisis too?
They wonder if their life has a porpoise.
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︎ Apr 19 2020
In Germany this weekend they have been preparing for the crisis by stocking up on sausages and cheese.
It's the Wurst KΓ€se scenario.
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︎ Mar 25 2020
In these times of crisis, we all have to do our part
I already started singing to people from far away.
What about you, are you practicing social distant sing?
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︎ May 25 2020
What do you call a wolf experiencing an existential crisis?
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︎ May 13 2020
I stocked up on beef, pork and chicken for the Covid-19 crisis .
And for easy storage, they're all within the same hot dogs.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
If we run out of toilet paper due to this crisis.
Using newspaper, might be the new headline.
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︎ Mar 16 2020
We should thank people ensuring essential services are available to us in this crisis
A pandemic without dem would lead to Panic
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︎ Mar 25 2020
What's called when people start buying tons of stuff "just in case" during a crisis?
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︎ Mar 25 2020
In this time of crisis I believe it is our duty as a community to make a rapid respons team to help the rest of the world!
We will be known as the rapid respuns
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︎ Mar 13 2020
What do you call it when a llama has an identity crisis?
Spit-Personality Disorder.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
Have you heard about the camping crisis?
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︎ Aug 01 2019
My brother and sister is going through a bit of an identity crisis.
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︎ Dec 31 2018
A crisis has developed after a herd of cows ate an entire shipment of edibles
Officials say the steaks have never been higher
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︎ Mar 04 2019
Why did the dull pencil have a mid-life crisis?
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︎ Jan 22 2019
I'm trying to avoid having a mid-life crisis...
I want to save something for the semi-finals.
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︎ Feb 20 2019
Did you hear about the aquarium that is having an existential crisis?
They lost their porpoise...
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︎ Dec 10 2018
What does electricity say in an existential crisis?
Wire we here? Just to suffer?
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︎ May 15 2018
β-1 to the therapist: I have the worst case of existential crisis.
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︎ Jan 02 2018
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︎ Feb 02 2015
if JFK and Khrushchev had an argument that escalated into nuclear war, it could have been called a reuben missile crisis.
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︎ May 24 2016
Why did the Spice Girl have an existential crisis?
She was contemplating what it meant to be cumin.
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︎ Jan 11 2017
The girlfriend with a religious identity crisis declares "If that exists, I'm a Christian rebel".
"So you're a Protestant."
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︎ Nov 11 2016
You would think this car is my midlife crisis...I'm only 23, but I think I'm on the right track.
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︎ Nov 15 2013
How do you give an ice cube an identity crisis?
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︎ Sep 08 2016
My dad on the Greek crisis...
"All Euro bank notes will now be printed on Greece-proof paper."
That really needed to be in an email titled "important news," didn't it?
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︎ Jul 15 2015
What helped contribute to the financial crisis?
Nothing on the left side of Accountants' books were right, and nothing on the right side was left.
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︎ Jan 22 2014
Did you know that dolphins have existential crisis too?
They wonder if their life has a porpoise.
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︎ Apr 19 2020
What does a dolphin say when itβs having an existential crisis?
βWhat is my porpoise?β
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