Existential crisis Puns

A list of puns related to "Existential crisis"

Why did the dolphin have an existential crisis?

He felt his life had no porpoise

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👤︎ u/supercoolpartydude
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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Did you know that dolphins have existential crisis too?

They wonder if their life has a porpoise.

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👤︎ u/ThineGreatPotato
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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What do you call a wolf experiencing an existential crisis?

Aware wolf.

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👤︎ u/emrakull
📅︎ May 13 2020
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Did you hear about the aquarium that is having an existential crisis?

They lost their porpoise...

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👤︎ u/cahill48
📅︎ Dec 10 2018
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What does electricity say in an existential crisis?

Wire we here? Just to suffer?

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👤︎ u/blazinbluecolor
📅︎ May 15 2018
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√-1 to the therapist: I have the worst case of existential crisis.
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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 02 2018
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Why did the Spice Girl have an existential crisis?

She was contemplating what it meant to be cumin.

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👤︎ u/FCantante
📅︎ Jan 11 2017
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A chicken thought about its birth.

It thought about how it came from an egg laid by another chicken.

It then realized that at the top of the line, there had to be a chicken to lay the first egg.

It then had an eggsistential crisis.

Eggsplanation: >!Existential crisis. Eggsistential crisis. please humor me and laugh!<

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👤︎ u/kirbykirby56
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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Did you know that dolphins have existential crisis too?

They wonder if their life has a porpoise.

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👤︎ u/ThineGreatPotato
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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What does a dolphin say when it’s having an existential crisis?

“What is my porpoise?”

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👤︎ u/noweijose
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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