Nietzsche Puns

I. Kant

The answer is always "nothing"

He called the Überman.

Glad I found my Nietzsche niche

Because its a Nietzsche market

But it has a Nietzsche market.

...it had a very Nietzsche audience.

So I have a funny anecdote from work but my friends don't like puns as much as I do, so I'm hoping someone here will appreciate it. This happened last night.

My lead walked up to me to let me know a coworker wasn't there, he says, "Bill is dead and we killed him." I give him a blank stare because I didn't comprehend him immediately and he goes, "it was a reference to Nietzsche." (German philosopher known for "God is dead and we killed him.") "it was a Neitzsche joke." So I responded with "that's cool bud, but I believe it's pronounced 'niche'." He stutters for a moment, "no, it's- oh." I burst out into laughter and he walks away with a "fuck you". 😂

He really found his Nietzsche.

I guess it's a Nietzsche Market.

A man of great integrity and honor who attends my temple began earning some extra cash by driving for an app-based ride sharing service. To market his services to people in the temple, he made business cards offering rides from the Uber Mensch. He thought that the Jewish community was underserved and that he could fill that Nietzsche.

It's a pretty Nietzsche audience.

A friend of mine has recently started studying psychology and was talking about how much he was enjoying it. My dad pipes up: "Looks like you've found your Nietzsche!"