There was an existential crisis in the hive.

The Queen buzzed, "To bee or not to bee, that is the question."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcOnToActurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Why did the dolphin have an existential crisis?

He felt his life had no porpoise

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Did you know that dolphins have existential crisis too?

They wonder if their life has a porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThineGreatPotato
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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What do you call a wolf experiencing an existential crisis?

Aware wolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emrakull
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Al dente
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkLord9988
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Did you hear about the aquarium that is having an existential crisis?

They lost their porpoise...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cahill48
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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When feeling existential, one should look at a mirror for reflection.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lapsed_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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What does electricity say in an existential crisis?

Wire we here? Just to suffer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinbluecolor
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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√-1 to the therapist: I have the worst case of existential crisis.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2018
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If I were a teacher, I'd teach Existential Language Arts.

"A E I O U... and sometimes, 'why?'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Tengu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2015
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Why did the Spice Girl have an existential crisis?

She was contemplating what it meant to be cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FCantante
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2017
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My sister majored in Philosophy. I saw her sobbing the other day, worried she won’t get a job.

I said, β€œAre you having an existential cry, sis?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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A chicken thought about its birth.

It thought about how it came from an egg laid by another chicken.

It then realized that at the top of the line, there had to be a chicken to lay the first egg.

It then had an eggsistential crisis.

Eggsplanation: >!Existential crisis. Eggsistential crisis. please humor me and laugh!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirbykirby56
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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My son got a Philosophy degree for its utility in the work world.

He's right. His new job is an existential test for him daily

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNoseTaker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Did you know that dolphins have existential crisis too?

They wonder if their life has a porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThineGreatPotato
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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What does a dolphin say when it’s having an existential crisis?

β€œWhat is my porpoise?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noweijose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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