My grandpa said that we youngsters rely on technology too much.

I replied "no, you do" and unplugged his life support.

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A music project in the ghetto taught a lot of youngsters to play string instruments. The crime rate dropped significantly.

But now they have a lot of violins

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Why do youngsters like pelvic bones so much?

Because they're hip.

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Why do all youngsters love base so much?

Because they don't want to get into treble

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As a youngster, I used to spend a lot of time dressed as a choir boy helping the local Vicar prepare the communion table.
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x-post from r/gardening
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The Pundits - Part 1

A quaint little men's class,

a few with class,

some smelling of a gin glass,

some with eyes of a lass,

the remainder eyeing a lad,

but all glad,

and all present,

youngster of the present,

bearders of the crescent,

readers new testaments,

preachers of old testaments,

bearers of saffron tenets,

wearers of white tints,

weird lovers of croissant,

well, all here, will all hear?

we never know,

lets look at the show

 

The English teacher, said,

"how to drink a juice?"

i know, said bart the bartender,

"with vodka and chicken tender"

the weirded beardo now angry,

showed he was a shouter,

wanted to be a bart-ender,

while shushing the crowd,

use a pipe, piped up a voice, loud,

"huh" exclaimed preacher pastor,

"no smoking" he said, showing a guilty fluster ,

"no sir" said the voice,

I'm extra maker,

spoke the voice quicker,

Mr.White scratching head,

"I'm an ex-straw maker",

the air cleared.

 

Proceeding further, Teacher continued,

the class was listening, eyes glued,

"etiquette is important" he said,

"wear napkin before eating",

their faces changed,

pulse now beating,

Mr.White said, "sir, we don't bleed",

an irritated saffron Sundar spoke,

"if you bleed, education you don't need"

the English sir, now a sundered bloke,

calmed the masked fish market,

as his God's fate chisel hammered,

"Do you know how to fork?" he stammered,

a brief silence, and too many whispers later

"I Pen is use sir", said a bright face,

"Do you know how to use a fork?" he corrected,

with damage now done, Silence resumed.

 

>ThePundits

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My attempted dad joke failed pretty hard on one of the kids I work with today.

My plan:

Me: Hey, do you have any snoo?

Youngster: Huh? What's snoo?

Me: Nothing much, thanks for asking. What's new with you?? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahha

What really happened

Me: Hey, do you have any snoo?

Youngter: sensing a trap No, I think most of the snoo is up in the north east lately.

Me: Stunned silence

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I'm the dad of my friendship group.

We were talking about what we wanted to do as youngsters when we got older.

My friend: "When I was younger, I wanted to be a gun."

Me: "Well apparently it's not a very stable job being a gun. A lot of people get fired."

The groans were incredible.

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Every. Damn. Time. as a kid

Me (as a youngster): "Dad, can you make me a sandwich?"

Dad: "YOU'RE A SANDWICH!!"

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