What was the sad teenager listening to while they were forced to do yard work?

E-mow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/estuaryfire
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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What do you call a teenager who never grows up?

Constantine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitiamedved
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Why should a teenager eat protein?

To become pro teen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeetmemer4life
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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A detective couple adopts a teenager who turns out to be a pyromaniac.

After spending a few days at a detective convention, they come home to find their house burned to the ground. "What do you think caused this?" One asked the other. The other just sighed and replied "It was most likely ourson (arson)."

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When I was a teenager, I tried really hard to find the hypotenuse of a circle

That's when I realized it is pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What do you call it when you hit a rude teenager with a pack of cracker?

Assaulting a salty teen with saltines

My dad just told me this one- hope you guys liked it πŸ’–

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What do you call teenagers who pee in their pants at the age of 14?

Peenagers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burijazz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Why did the teenager give a shoe with wheels a math test?

Because he wanted to make a skate bored!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Teenagers are no longer getting many Xmas presents

Because they are in the noughties list.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthewrmshin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Why do teenagers hang out in groups of 3, 5, or 7?

Because they just can't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryingstlfan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What do you say to a teenager that woke up at 3:00 A.M?

What are you doing up so oily?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpmann_Official
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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What does a teenager and a brothel have in common?

Whoremoans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loogangello
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I asked my dad how many feet he grew as a teenager.

He responded: None, son. I was born with two and never grew any more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/law_daddy_esq
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Oldest teenager
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spacerocket2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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How do you call a teenager that drinks a lot of soda?

A canteen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_creestee_
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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When I was a teenager, I wanted to join a pyramid scheme.

But my mummy wouldn't let me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreatGreenGobbo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I dad joked a room of 200 teenagers...

My job involves me giving presentations to large groups of teenagers. Today, I was telling them about different workshops we have on offer, including African drumming and DJ workshops.

So I said - 'I'd love to tell you a bit more about the DJ workshops, but I'd barely scratch the surface.'

Ever seen 200 teenagers groan and roll their eyes? Glorious :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/London_Pride
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2017
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From the teenagers subreddit /r/teenagers/comments/g8l…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manggg1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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I heard my teenager mumbling in her sleep. She kept repeating, "1,3,5,7,9"

Literally she can't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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Found this on r/teenagers /r/teenagers/comments/g7s…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kidwarbucks95
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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What do you call a teenager who regularly thickens sauces?

A roux teen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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A recent study found out how much sleep a normal teenager needs.

Just five more minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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Back in the 80's...I was a teenager full of obsessions, even Phil Collins was one of them. What the hell was thinking back then..

... But hey !! Take a look at me now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Why do teenagers love meat so much?

Because meat is Protein...I...I should go

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irieball
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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A teenager's car won't start out at the mall one night

He tries everything he knows to do, but finally calls his father for help.

Mom and Dad come up to mall parking lot, dad gets into the car, turns the key once, and the engine roars to life.

The teenager is shocked at how easy it was.

"Dad! What did you do differently? I tried everything!"

"It was easy son. I'm wearing my cargo shorts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ezra611
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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When I turned into a teenager, my dad repeatedly emphasized the importance of using a condom whenever I have sex.

He said, β€œAnyone who would sleep with you would sleep with almost anyone else.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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What do you call a teenager that's been standing in the same spot for a while?

Wai-teen.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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There is a bunch of teenagers in my town who keep stealing Red Bull from convenience stores.

I don’t know how they sleep at night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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My post from r/teenagers reddit.com/r/teenagers/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D-REX555
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Crosspost from r/teenagers reddit.com/r/teenagers/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditGamerboy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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What does Copernicus and the parent of teenagers have in common?

They both dedicated their life to convincing people the universe doesn’t revolve around them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Whatever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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r/teenagers in a nutshell
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tater218
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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What is a teenager yak doing locked in his room?

Probably just yacking off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorpseP4int
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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A teenager asks their father for Β£20. He replies:

β€œΒ£10 ?!? What do you need Β£5 for?!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NaiveZest
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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When I was a teenager, I disliked my beard so much...

But it kinda grew on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MSBeatles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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I bought my teenager candles for his room.

It’s pretty lit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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My teenager was doing her homework, and suddenly her pen ran out of ink.

She said, β€œI can’t even write now.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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My teenager took his driving test today and managed to get 8 out of 10.

The remaining 2 jumped out of the way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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What do you give a sulky teenager that didn't go North enough?

A latitude adjustment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nothingman_000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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When I was a teenager I really wanted to work at the mirror factory, it was a job I could see myself doing.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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What does a Instagram teenager do for his history report?

Lincoln bio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VGStarcall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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Studies show that teenagers using nitrous oxide gas are at a record high

It’s no laughing matter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnypope89
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Why do teenagers always walk in groups of 3 or 5?

Because they can’t even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Scientists have finally figured out how much sleep a teenager needs.

Just five more minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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