My wife said I was immature.

So I told her to get out of my fort.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5x13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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My son and I are very immature when he is sitting on the toilet.

I asked him:

If you pooped up into the air, would it be skyarrhea?

If you pooped after eating a pastry, would it be piearrhea?

If you pooped in the middle of the grocery store, would it aislearrhea?

If your poop was painful, would it be cryarrhea?

If you couldn't poop, would your friend ask you to just tryarrhea?

If you didn't actually have to poop, but said you did, would it be liearrhea?

If you were a scientist who had to take a poop, would it be Bill Nyearrhea?

If you pooped in an airplane, would it by flyarrhea?

If you pooped while working for a secret government agency, would it be spyarrhea?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgeheadprod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Still better than an Immature Evacuation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imperfectshane
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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I was going to make a joke about this mahogany bird, but that would be so immature...wooden tit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyPenguin44
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Today, my wife told me that I’m immature.

So then I told her to get out of my cardboard castle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/colinoooo7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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My girlfriend called me immature

So I banned her from my cardboard box fort.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeW2017
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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Childish Gambino is so immature

I’ll only listen to him when he’s Adultish Gambino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lynnrae
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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What happens when you have a snowmanhead and an immature dad... [xpost from /r/pics] imgur.com/a/bdBqF
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πŸ‘€︎ u/queenpersephone
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2013
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People say lil Wayne is rude and immature but I think there's still some hope for him.

I mean, batman was a lil Wayne once and he turned out alright..

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2015
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My wife accused me of being immature.

I told her to get out of my fort.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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My wife told me I was immature

I told her to get out of my fort

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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My wife accused me of being immature...

I told her to get out of my fort.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProGamer14719
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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My wife accused me of being immature...

I told her to get out of my fort.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awburrou
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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My wife said I was being immature.

I told her to get out of my fort.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BattlebeeUltor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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My wife accused me of being immature

I told her to get out of my fort

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaintGarbo
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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My wife told me I was being immature.

I told her to get out of my fort.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/airmclaren
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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My wife accused my of being immature.......

I told her to get out of my fort.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koditips2017
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2017
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