When I was a teenager, I tried really hard to find the hypotenuse of a circle

That's when I realized it is pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What do you call teenagers who pee in their pants at the age of 14?

Peenagers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burijazz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Why did the teenager give a shoe with wheels a math test?

Because he wanted to make a skate bored!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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From the teenagers subreddit /r/teenagers/comments/g8l…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manggg1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Back in the 80's...I was a teenager full of obsessions, even Phil Collins was one of them. What the hell was thinking back then..

... But hey !! Take a look at me now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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A teenager's car won't start out at the mall one night

He tries everything he knows to do, but finally calls his father for help.

Mom and Dad come up to mall parking lot, dad gets into the car, turns the key once, and the engine roars to life.

The teenager is shocked at how easy it was.

"Dad! What did you do differently? I tried everything!"

"It was easy son. I'm wearing my cargo shorts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ezra611
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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What do you call a teenager that's been standing in the same spot for a while?

Wai-teen.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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When I turned into a teenager, my dad repeatedly emphasized the importance of using a condom whenever I have sex.

He said, β€œAnyone who would sleep with you would sleep with almost anyone else.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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What does Copernicus and the parent of teenagers have in common?

They both dedicated their life to convincing people the universe doesn’t revolve around them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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When I was a teenager I really wanted to work at the mirror factory, it was a job I could see myself doing.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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A man walks into a bar looking depressed. Bar tender asks whats wrong? Man says its his 50th wedding anniversary. And that when he was a teenager he got his girl friend pregnant. And to make it worse the father was a Judge and he told me if i did'nt marry his daughter i would go to Jail for 50 year

Today I could be a free man !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manicmoose13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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What did the teenager tree say to to the other teenager tree after getting caught misbehaving.

Yew wood too.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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On the disabled man that drowned while teenagers filmed:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yetanotherAZN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2017
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What did the teenager order at the sushi restaurant when her dad insisted on being chaperone on her date?

Eye Roll

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Why did the edgy teenager lock himself in the freezer ?

He thought it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RottenMind62
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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The teenager at [insert fast food restaurant here] hands me my food and says "Sorry for the wait"

To which I reply "That's okay, I will lose it eventually"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anarcist69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2017
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The song lyric comes on the radio, "I will lift you up," while in the car with my teenager.

I told her that the singer is a weight lifter. The eye roll was accompanied by a smirk.

The music video for the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47dtFZ8CFo8

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nettius2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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why did the impatient teenager lift little barbells lots of times?

why did the impatient teenager lift little barbells lots of times? not a fan of cooldown, he didn't like the weight.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2014
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