How do alcoholic beverages send disappearing pictures?


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πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Did you know that, technically, all beverages are alcoholic?

If they’re not getting drunk, then they’re getting wasted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrNerdfighter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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What’s a horses favorite alcoholic beverage?…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanilla_Milkshaq
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Where's a good place for birds to buy tools and alcoholic beverages at the same time?

The Crow Bar

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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A pail o' puns!

1. What is the most important drink in life?


2. What do you call an uptight man with wet tapestry?

A wet blanket with a wet blanket.

3. Describe an uptight man with an erection holding an alcoholic beverage.

A stiff with a stiff with a stiff.

4. What do you call introverted window blinds?

A shutter-in.

5. What do you call an uncooked deer cookie?

Dat doe dough 'dough.

6. What do you call a plant's religion?


7. What do you call a football players' phone charger?

A Charger's phone charger.

8. What do you call a clock tower striking twelve?

High noon.

That's all I got.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2016
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