A list of puns related to "Cider"
I'd be hard pressed to think of a better drink.
I said “I don’t know, Son. I don’t think that would be my cup of tea.”
.....So, I'm gonna be practicing, and homebrewing some Xmas-spiced hard cider soon, so I'll have it mastered by December. I was hoping y'all could give me some punny ideas for the labels I'll eventually be making....cheers for any help!
Because that would be in cider trading
Turns out he was in cider trading
I came in cider.
I had in-cider information.
Me: "Hey dad, hypothetically, if the world suddenly ran out of beer, what would you do?"
Dad: "I'd probably swap to pandas."
Me: "Is ... is that like a type of cider?"
Dad: "No, it's a black and white animal."
Me: "Dad? There aren't any pandas in New Zealand?"
Dad: "Well, there's no bears either."
It was a cider attack.
Me: I am planning to start a cider business She: any alternative plans if it doesn't work out? Me: I haven't decidered yet!
I recommend the hot Dicken Cider... It's delicious.
I rose to the occasion.
He told me "Oh, that's just a cider-effect".
They think it was an in-cider job.
The way I be in cider
Since you might be arrested for in-cider trading
The family wanted to sue a cider company, but they were too pissed.
But I was arrested for having in-cider information
"Would you like a beer mat?" he asked.
I said, "I prefer cider, pal. And my name isn't Matt."
Son: "Dad where did I come from?"
Dad: "One day your mother and I were walking through an apple orchard..."
Son rolls eyes: "And you grabbed an apple not far from a tr..."
Dad: "I slipped in cider."
Today my girlfriend asked if I wanted anything to drink with dinner. She texted me asking if I wanted beer or cider or wine. I replied "cider would be nice. See if they have Dicken's Cider. I've heard it's good." She couldn't find it and, I shit you not, she asked a sales person if she could get Dicken's Cider. I'm still laughing.
My dad and I were at the checkout counter:
Dad: "I love cider."
Me : " the only cider I like is 'Hot Dicken's'"
Dad: "Hot dicken's cider, never heard of it."
Cashier : groan
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted tonight and she said she could use a foot-long in cider.
They're in cider trading.
Girlfriend: "What goes well with Cider?"
Me: "........ In" (think to myself "oh god, now that's just stupid")
Me: "In" (I'm ashamed)
Me: "Insider!" (as I let out a sigh and shake my head at my fail)
Big awkward laugh, huge eye roll and a "omg you're such a child"
My wife, son, and I are watching a ball game downstairs in the man cave. As I get up to go to the fridge....
Son: Hey Dad, grab Mom another Angry Orchard.
Me: Sure, maybe it will help me get in cider.
My boss was making us warm apple cider and one of my coworkers said that the cider was really good, and that the orange peels gave it a nice kick. My boss looks at me, then my coworker then says "I guess you can say is very appealing." We both gave a strained chuckle and continued on with work
Me: I think we have some pear cider leftover from last night. Dad: You wouldn't want that, it'd make you impeared.
When I was a baby, my Mom gave me some cider to drink during the holiday season. After doing this she was told that giving a baby cider that wasn't pasteurized could be dangerous. Panicking she called my Grandfather:
Mom: Dad how do I know if the cider is pasteurized?
Grandfather: Ok hold up the bottle of cider.
Mom: Holds up bottle of cider in front of face
Grandfather: Well it's "past your eyes" now!
Anything really! I’m trying to think of food puns that rhyme with my name - Ida/could end with an “ah” sounds. Ex - Cida (Cider). Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thank you!
It was a cider attack.