Itβs illegal to sell stocks from inside a bath of sparkling apple juice
Because that would be in cider trading
I got a bottle of organic apple juice that said βconcentrate from Turkeyβ
Wouldnβt that make it... turkey juice?
I knew what apple juice tasted like before I even tried it.
I had in-cider information.
I can't use my laptop anymore because someone spilled apple juice on it.
It was a cider attack.
Why is it harder for Orange Juice to slide across a floor than apple juice?
Pulp Friction
Windows made from apple juice
Always drink apple juice.
Because OJ will kill you.
A boy lines up to get some apple juice and a girl lines up to get some orange juice
This would be funny but thereβs no punchline
Why aren't iPhone chargers or batteries called "apple juice"?
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Somehow my daughter spilled apple juice in her hair.
She's fine now. I put a Bounty on her head.
I decided I'd buy some stocks in the apple juice industry
But I was arrested for having in-cider information
What do you get when you mix apple juice and tequila?
A diaharita.
The local brewery are trying to figure out who's been swimming in the vats of fermented apple juice
They're fairly certain the culprit is an incider.
Does anyone have a recipe for apple juice and hot dogs?
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted tonight and she said she could use a foot-long in cider.
What do ya call apple juice that makes all of the decisions?
Decider
You should really drink apple juice.
Situation: I'm drinking orange juice.
Him: You know, you should really drink apple juice.
Me: Why?
Him: Because OJ kills.
Why should you only drink apple juice?
Because OJ will kill you
I can't use my laptop anymore because I spilled apple juice on it.
It was a cider attack.
I always drink apple juice...
Because OJ will kill you.
