It’s illegal to sell stocks from inside a bath of sparkling apple juice

Because that would be in cider trading

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canyuse
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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I got a bottle of organic apple juice that said β€œconcentrate from Turkey”

Wouldn’t that make it... turkey juice?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AfterEffectserror
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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I knew what apple juice tasted like before I even tried it.

I had in-cider information.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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I can't use my laptop anymore because someone spilled apple juice on it.

It was a cider attack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PHATstuFF21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Why is it harder for Orange Juice to slide across a floor than apple juice?

Pulp Friction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Windows made from apple juice
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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Always drink apple juice.

Because OJ will kill you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmTurbanMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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A boy lines up to get some apple juice and a girl lines up to get some orange juice

This would be funny but there’s no punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanditoHQ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Why aren't iPhone chargers or batteries called "apple juice"?

Was redirected from r/nostupidquestions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edp221
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Somehow my daughter spilled apple juice in her hair.

She's fine now. I put a Bounty on her head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoku_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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I decided I'd buy some stocks in the apple juice industry

But I was arrested for having in-cider information

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bread_Princess
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2016
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What do you get when you mix apple juice and tequila?

A diaharita.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Targetsb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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The local brewery are trying to figure out who's been swimming in the vats of fermented apple juice

They're fairly certain the culprit is an incider.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2016
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Does anyone have a recipe for apple juice and hot dogs?

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted tonight and she said she could use a foot-long in cider.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshTay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2015
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What do ya call apple juice that makes all of the decisions?

Decider

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donflamenc0
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2015
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You should really drink apple juice.

Situation: I'm drinking orange juice.

Him: You know, you should really drink apple juice.

Me: Why?

Him: Because OJ kills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/autumn_sunshine_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2016
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Why should you only drink apple juice?

Because OJ will kill you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsthedreamteam
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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I can't use my laptop anymore because I spilled apple juice on it.

It was a cider attack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGhostKing33
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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I always drink apple juice...

Because OJ will kill you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/windowlicker1234
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2017
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