Itβs illegal to sell stocks from inside a bath of sparkling apple juice
Because that would be in cider trading
I got a bottle of organic apple juice that said βconcentrate from Turkeyβ
Wouldnβt that make it... turkey juice?
I knew what apple juice tasted like before I even tried it.
I had in-cider information.
I can't use my laptop anymore because someone spilled apple juice on it.
It was a cider attack.
Why is it harder for Orange Juice to slide across a floor than apple juice?
Pulp Friction
Windows made from apple juice
Always drink apple juice.
Because OJ will kill you.
A boy lines up to get some apple juice and a girl lines up to get some orange juice
This would be funny but thereβs no punchline
Why aren't iPhone chargers or batteries called "apple juice"?
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Somehow my daughter spilled apple juice in her hair.
She's fine now. I put a Bounty on her head.
I decided I'd buy some stocks in the apple juice industry
But I was arrested for having in-cider information
What do you get when you mix apple juice and tequila?
A diaharita.
The local brewery are trying to figure out who's been swimming in the vats of fermented apple juice
They're fairly certain the culprit is an incider.
What do ya call apple juice that makes all of the decisions?
Decider
Does anyone have a recipe for apple juice and hot dogs?
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted tonight and she said she could use a foot-long in cider.
You should really drink apple juice.
Situation: I'm drinking orange juice.
Him: You know, you should really drink apple juice.
Me: Why?
Him: Because OJ kills.
Why should you only drink apple juice?
Because OJ will kill you
I can't use my laptop anymore because I spilled apple juice on it.
It was a cider attack.
I always drink apple juice...
Because OJ will kill you.
