I once gave a presentation on Boron.

It was a real snoozer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maddmannmatt
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What do you call it when Sherlock Holmes is the servant of Oxygen and Boron?

OB-servant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chalaheadchala1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2018
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What do you call two chemistry labs working on boron together?

A collaboration!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epoch_fail
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2014
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The four building blocks of life.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2018
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I’m not in my element

Someone asked me the other day if I liked sodium, I said β€œNa.”

My favorite element right now is Boron, but it changes periodically

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oopsda16
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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If the Queen of England farts during dinner, the rest of the guests must pretend like nothing happened.

Noble gases should have no reaction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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I wanted to tell you my chemistry joke....

but I was afraid that I'd get the wrong reaction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Treehggr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2017
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TIFU by sleeping with my chemistry professor without protection.

Good thing she’s Boron so I couldn’t get her pregnant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tribalDemon
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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I used to like chemistry

Now it's boron

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_B10nicle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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What kind of fish is made from just two sodium atoms?

2 Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2017
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What so you call it when a boring chemistry teacher starts a lecture?

Getting your boron.

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