I once gave a presentation on Boron.
It was a real snoozer.
What do you call it when Sherlock Holmes is the servant of Oxygen and Boron?
OB-servant
What do you call two chemistry labs working on boron together?
A collaboration!
I’m not in my element
Someone asked me the other day if I liked sodium, I said “Na.”
My favorite element right now is Boron, but it changes periodically
I wanted to tell you my chemistry joke....
but I was afraid that I'd get the wrong reaction.
If the Queen of England farts during dinner, the rest of the guests must pretend like nothing happened.
Noble gases should have no reaction.
TIFU by sleeping with my chemistry professor without protection.
Good thing she’s Boron so I couldn’t get her pregnant.
What kind of fish is made from just two sodium atoms?
2 Na
What so you call it when a boring chemistry teacher starts a lecture?
Getting your boron.
