Magnesium Puns

A list of puns related to "Magnesium"

Doctor: Sorry sir but your body has ran out of Magnesium

Me: 0mg

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👤︎ u/ssr0203
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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Did you know that Oxygen and Magnesium are dating?

OMg!

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👤︎ u/Stoatwobbler
📅︎ Mar 06 2021
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Oxygen called her Mom to tell her she was marrying Magnesium.

Her Mom shouted "OMg!!"

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👤︎ u/kdlaz
📅︎ Feb 21 2021
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My doctor texted me that I was suffering from low magnesium

"0mg", I replied

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium!

Patient: Omg!

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👤︎ u/dufffer
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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When oxygen and magnesium went on a date , I said

"OMG"

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👤︎ u/photoreceptic
📅︎ Jul 29 2019
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How does a chemist laugh? Helium helium helium oxygen magnesium.

HeHeHe OMg

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👤︎ u/PhpXp
📅︎ Aug 23 2018
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Frying magnesium will never catch on as a hobby...

It's just a flash in the pan.

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👤︎ u/BeardFM
📅︎ Apr 06 2017
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Did you hear oxygen and magnesium are dating?

OMg!

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👤︎ u/ButtStuffLetsDoIt
📅︎ Jul 28 2015
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I wish someone could make me a sword made of magnesium

It would be a light saber

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👤︎ u/Stigjohan
📅︎ Feb 10 2016
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Doctor: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

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👤︎ u/BallCoach79
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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When I heard that oxygen and magnesium were dating

I was like OMg

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👤︎ u/levonsafaryan
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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Doctor: Your body is out of magnesium!

Me: 0mg

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👤︎ u/ModernNomad97
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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A doctor told a patient that his body has run out of magnesium.

0mg

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👤︎ u/singh_j
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium.

Me: 0MG

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👤︎ u/picard47at
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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Doctor - your body has ran out of magnesium!

Me - 0mg

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👤︎ u/viky_boy
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were dating,

I was like OMg

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👤︎ u/dellquaydory
📅︎ Nov 06 2017
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Yesterday I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out

I was like OMg

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👤︎ u/JasonBran
📅︎ Feb 19 2018
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Did you hear? Oxygen and Magnesium are going out!

I was like "OMg!"

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👤︎ u/alexc1000
📅︎ Jan 06 2019
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Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium got together?

OMg!

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👤︎ u/space0watch
📅︎ May 02 2019
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