Doctor: Sorry sir but your body has ran out of Magnesium

Me: 0mg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssr0203
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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Did you know that Oxygen and Magnesium are dating?

OMg!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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Oxygen called her Mom to tell her she was marrying Magnesium.

Her Mom shouted "OMg!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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My doctor texted me that I was suffering from low magnesium

"0mg", I replied

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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When I heard that oxygen and magnesium were dating

I was like OMg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levonsafaryan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium!

Patient: Omg!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dufffer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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A doctor told a patient that his body has run out of magnesium.

0mg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/singh_j
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Doctor - your body has ran out of magnesium!

Me - 0mg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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When oxygen and magnesium went on a date , I said

"OMG"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/photoreceptic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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How does a chemist laugh? Helium helium helium oxygen magnesium.

HeHeHe OMg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhpXp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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Yesterday I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out

I was like OMg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JasonBran
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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Did you hear? Oxygen and Magnesium are going out!

I was like "OMg!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexc1000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium got together?

OMg!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Frying magnesium will never catch on as a hobby...

It's just a flash in the pan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardFM
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2017
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Did you hear oxygen and magnesium are dating?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButtStuffLetsDoIt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2015
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I wish someone could make me a sword made of magnesium

It would be a light saber

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stigjohan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2016
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Doctor: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BallCoach79
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Doctor: Your body is out of magnesium!

Me: 0mg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ModernNomad97
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium.

Me: 0MG

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πŸ‘€︎ u/picard47at
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were dating,

I was like OMg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dellquaydory
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2017
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